'It was me': Person hires an animal psychic to do a reading on their 16-year-old horse, finds out that he hates one of her friends, then forces that friend to apologize

We have been writing for Animal Comedy for a long time, so we have seen some things, and we didn't think that we could be surprised anymore. The kinds of professions that people have when it comes to animals, the things that they have to face on a daily basis… we thought that we have seen it all. We have written about panda nannies, which is a job that we wish we were qualified for. We have seen Shoebills fall in love with their caretakers, and them having to deal with courtship with a dinosaur. We have seen giant fish bother divers during their work and then become lifelong friends with them.

But even with everything that we have seen, all of the crazy positions that we have heard of, we have to admit that we have never - not even once heard about… animal psychics. We didn't know this existed, but we are so grateful that we know now. We have started looking into them, because we desperately need to know why our cat yells at the wall all the time.

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We do not know what compelled this person to hire a psychic for their horse, but whatever this was… we bet this was not the result that they were anticipating. Finally, they get to hear their horse's thoughts, and the first thing that he says is: “That chick right there… I hate her.” We would have cried.
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We are glad to hear that you apologized. This man sounds like a good horse. He did not deserve to be insulted like this on a regular basis, even if you didn't realize you were doing it. The carrots were a nice touch, very important. As cat owners, we get it, we are not against bribes.
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