6 Outrageous Dating Profiles

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  • 01

    I'm Not Sure That's How You Should Describe Your Bathing Suit Area

    Junk food - 51% 1:17 PM X K Katherine EWRAP Ooooo 22 22 miles away Active 1 hour ago About Py like a cemetery cuz dem boys dyin to get in
    via TakeroS

    I have a follow up question: do "dem boys" stay dead once they're in? It's imperative I know this, because I do not want to die.

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  • 02

    Always Blast the Nips

    Barechested - okcupid The first things people usually notice about me My fantastic areolas. I never wear a shirt so they're always visible.

    Truly, they are exquisite.

  • 03

    She's a Classic Romantic

    Sky - o AT&T 1:25 AM 1 76% Done 23 TO miles away Active 1 day ago About like long walks on the beach after anal
    via pipeline victim

    Does the walk after help shifting things back into their proper place? Or do you just like to walk funny across beaches?

  • 04

    This Man Is Immensely Confident

    Text - Done 32 20 miles away Active 2 hours ago About Looking for a girl that thinks she might just might be able to make it passed the forplay (X
    via treatyoself90

    Can she not handle the foreplay because it's so good? Or, may I assume that the ladies just leave halfway through?

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  • 05

    Message to Parents: Don't Do Drugs

    Arm - Iwas in beauty pageants and won as a boy, my dad forced me into it. My dad smokes hella weed 77% Match 61% Friend 12% Enemy Message from sittinginchairs Sent from the OiCupid app okcupid

    Was he in girls or boys beauty pageants? Are there beauty pageants for boys? I know nothing about the children's beauty pageant world.

  • 06

    Twinder? Is That a Thing?

    Text - 90% 15:18 7 ao X < Elethea OOo00 20 1 mile away Active 16 hours ago About Welcome to Twinder. Sometimes we ask: is the world ready for two hot young go getters looking for fun? Of course! But what if those two were twins?! are brother and sister from are looking for love with another set of twins. We love funny people! with hopes of being a lawyer. I We are looking for men and women, anyone with an open mind! Hot is a must! Brains is preferable! Love life, smile everyday! who and is an ac
    via your evil twin brother

    Looks like this brother/sister team is TWINNING! I must know if other twins have responded, I this a common thing in the twin world?




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