23 Wildly Silly Zoos Share Amazing Amazon-Like Reviews That Deliver Five-Star Laughs

Hey there, animal fam. Pawsonally, we love ordering things from Amazon. It's so fast and convenient - like, yes please, same-day shipping! We wish we could order everything on Amazon (you almost can, nowadays), and what's even better than ordering from there is reading the ridiculous comments people make under the "reviews" section. You know, the Karens of the internet have to come out and complain about everything, and most times, they are 1000% howlarious.

Sure, a review for a vacuum cleaner may be silly, but what if you could give Amazon-like reviews to animals? We would give our doggos five stars, obviously, they are a supreme model (the goofiest of golden retrievers) and love to snuggle. Well, some zoos took it upon themselves to give their fluffiest, funniest animals anywhere between 1-5 stars, and their commentary is worthy of being shared all over the internet. So take your well-deserved mid-morning break and get ready to start your day with some wild giggles. Enjoy!

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via @woodlandparkzoo
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via @mnzoo
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via @LAZOO
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via @YoseConservancy
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via @TygerWDR
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via @MontereyAq
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via @LAZOO
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via @MontereyAq
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via @DrKatfish
Not the projectile vomiting, though. We'll maybe pass on this bird and go for something a little less…messy. Honestly, we would have given them less stars for that part.
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via @woodlandparkzoo
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via @TygerWDR
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via @shtoopy
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via @ZooKeeperRick
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via @TygerWDR
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via @ZooKeeperRick
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via @MontereyAq
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Who cares if it's actually a weasel, otters are adorable. It has been our lifelong dream to pet an otter. Or, better yet, have one as a pet. Just imagine floating in a pool while holding an otter's hand. Now that is pawfection.
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via @calacademy
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via louisianah*ssy
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via @OregonZoo
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via louisianah*ssy
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via @OregonZoo
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via @TNAquarium
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via @JoshsFrogs