Entitled neighbor hogs all the parking spaces, guy gets even by scaring him off with the local crows: 'If you know crows, they are legion'

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Ben Weiss • Writer and Editor
Apr 12, 2025 2:00 PM EDT

No one likes that person who hogs things. Whether it's someone who is hogging all the parking spaces or all the desserts at a family gathering or a stranger who is taking up way too much space on public transportation, these types of individuals are everywhere. In fact, there is really only one way to stop people like this: You have to call them out on their nonsense. 

People with this kind of energy end up this way because no one called them out, even back in pre-K when they didn't learn how to share. Letting the behavior slide once, twice, and thrice naturally leads to a kind of entitlement that these folks will never get over now that they have gotten away with self-involved behavior. It seems too simplistic to say, but that direct line from entitled kid to entitled adult is real. So, if you see some kid hogging space now, kindly give them a lesson they won't forget. Otherwise, they'll end up like this guy's neighbor!

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    "My neighbor takes up all the parking spaces on the street so I made friends with the birds"

    Simple petty revenge. I have a neighbor who takes up all the (free) parking on our street, and in front of my home, with his trucks, (8 or 10 of them) and also has done lots of things
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    to personally annoy me, like drive his dirt bikes through my front yard and letting his dog crop there (right in front of me!) I befriended the local family of crows by feeding them their favorite
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    things. Now I will occasionally see 5 or 6 crows waiting patiently in the tree in front of my house, ci ing, and looking especially creepy (but surprisingly not making a whole lot of noise to give away our secret to the other, nicer neighbors) They have also
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    not cr ed on my car in my driveway once, (not once!) in all the the past months I've been treating them. The trees mostly cover the street area anyway. Edit: If you know crows, they are legion, and if my neighbor decides to retaliate, there will surely be a full on war...
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    nursingintheshadows 4h ago • Feed them berries for rainbow sh It's art. Also, you can throw unwrapped bouillon cubes in your neighbors yard when it's sprinkling out side. The cubes will melt in the light rain into the grass making his dogs dig for the delicious smell.
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    CorktownGuy • 5h ago How Machiavellian you are to involve a murder of crows in your revenge plot -!
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    TheAnti-Karen • 5h ago Crows are incredibly intelligent and they are absolutely not cr ing on your car because you are feeding them that is the only reason they are avoiding your car
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    at all costs. That being said you can absolutely entice them to do things for you because they like to make you happy so you feed them And if he messes with them they
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    will tell other crows and he will never get peace ever again. Most all Corvies are the petty the bird world. of
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  • Several members of the online community weighed in with ideas about how to turn the group of crows against the entitled neighbor. We have to applaud this guy for finding subtle creative ways to get back at his neighbor because there is no way this dude is going to connect the dots and think that all the scary crows are there because of the author and his resentment. 

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    TheBlonde1_2 . 5h ago Crows are frighteningly intelligent. I reckon you and your crew could cook up some real mischief if you put your minds to it.
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    SweetMaam • 5h ago Yes, crows remember individual humans. Nice humans and not nice humans get discussed among crows. Never be unkind to a crow, they tell their friends.
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    Beneficial-Energy198 · 5h ago Love that word murder for a bunch of crows!
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    Organic_Start_420 • 4h ago Are his trucks owned by a company? Cause if they're not private vehicles you should inquire with the authorities if they are allowed to park in a residential zone. And report your neighbor if they aren't
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    jessjoyvin ⚫2h ago I read a story once about how a group of friends dressed up as cops (IIRC for Halloween) and they chased after and harassed the crows in town. Then the crows associated the real cops as the aggressors and (again IIRC) would go after the cops in town, and it happened for years.
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    ByGollie 3h ago . One time i used to walk past some assisted living (elderly housing) apartments on the way to my tram stop.
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    There was this one car parked in front of the main entrance long- term which would make it difficult for mobility impaired residents to easily get onto their bus or adapted parking without having to go further down the street.
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    There was a right-angled streetlight outside above the main entrance. One of the residents used to feed the seagulls from her balcony.
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    They would be perched every morning on the lamp post waiting for her. If if you know anything about seagulls - they crop everywhere
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    So over the period of 2 weeks, a - thick layer of birds was building up on the car, roof, and dribbling down over the driver door.
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    Not sure if it was intentional, but it was definately satisfying to see the birds build up. This lasted 2 weeks, before the car disappeared one morning.
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    The lampost has since been relocated (this was over 20 years ago) but there another car in the same location where the a hle parked for 2 weeks.
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