A Procession of 25 Memes Going By

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    When your estimated time of arrival on google maps goes from 5:40 to 5:38 I am speed
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    MOH TO WELL SLEEP HW TO SLEEP W FANG Solid book review.
  • 03
    When Microsoft Word shows a red line under your name Maybe i was a Mistake
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    When my favorite song comes on while I'm driving
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    COM Complex UK PLEX @complex_uk Police have seized 100 Minion- shaped ecstasy pills in Chile bit.ly/ 21ns8f3 Charles @wilton Despicable E
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    JAEL (yah-El) @elle91 What's your weirdest self-soothing habit? I make spreadsheets 7:02 PM 1/12/21 Twitter for Android
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    Un cotorrito muerto por las altas temperaturas.. :( Ah no, Es un elote -uncle "Poor little parrot, killed by the high temperatures.." "Ah no, it's a corn"
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    Ben Smith 222 @BenMSmith SEIS leches? en esta economia? David Malosh for The New York Times Seis Leches Cake
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    Joy Clarkson @joynessthebrave Waste time this year. Go for long, rambling walks. Write poems. Try a new recipe just because. Pray. Paint. Knit something. Read that big old book. Work on your novel. Our world is obsessed with productivity, but "unproductive" hours are the most soul-shaping parts of our lives. 1/1/19, 6:26 PM
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    Sarah ♡ @SarahMaloneyxx You ever be sitting quietly and your brain just goes "Shakira Shakira"
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    Take a moment for yourself today AND REMEMBER Gede Trudy's To drink some Turin Water
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    STOMACH SLEEPERS SIDE SLEEPERS ME WHO ROTATES IN MY SLEEP LIKE A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN
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    ronandhermy it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase...like, what did you even do during your childhood? hip-hip-bourree this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate??? odinsnotwearingmakeup That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist im-the-swamp-witch Children, collectively: crow brain says shiny and full of secrets. Gotta know.
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    catilinas the scene where odysseus kills the suitors is very dramatic and all but like. he's got no clothes on???? Odysseus ripped off his rags. Now n ked, he leapt upon the threshold with his bow and quiverfull of arrows, which he tipped out in a rush before his feet, and spoke. "Playtime is over. I will sh ot again, towards another mark no man has hit. Apollo, may I manage it!" i arrive on ithaca bow: strung disguise: off : out
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    Can we get SEROTONIN My brain: We have SEROTONIN The ? SEROTONIN at home. at home: Cortisol CH,OH H₁₂C HO LOH H₂C
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    Ellie @KawaiiZealot HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy 12:17 AM - 12/6/22 Twitter for Android .
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    i set my alarms extra early to make sure i have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up
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    When you eat a 4 course meal and then someone asks if you'd like some cake
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    la mexicana @aide_aydeh The older I get, the more I realize what a great job my parents did raising me because some of these people are just...wow
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    Keifer @DannyVegito do you guys prefer your ibuprofen hot dog or hamburger style? VALUE SIZE NOC -- Walgreens Compare to the active ingredient in Advil Caplets" Ibuprofen TABLETS USP, 200 mg/ PAIN RELIEVER FEVER REDUCER (NSAID) 500 SAPLETS ("capsule-shaped tablets) ACTUAL SE NOC 0904-6747-80 MAJOR SEE NEW WARNINGS Ibuprofen Tablets, 200mg PAIN RELIEVER FEVER REDUCER (NSAID) COMPAREADVIL E TO the active 1000 COATED TABLETS Actual Se Ag 8:19 PM 3/7/24 From Earth - 4.7M Views 8.9K Reposts 2.8K Quot
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    My teacher hand draws/writes memes and jokes every day. Give it up for Mr. Barlow! Deep Thought of the Day What normal people see... What Colorblind people see...
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    discodeerdiary Follow Dealing with auditory processing disorder LAWFUL: take the parts you heard and turn it into a clarifying question, e. g. "you saw your cousin where?" or "she's writing a what?" NEUTRAL: "what did you say?" CHAOTIC: take a wild stab at what the person. said, e. g. "you want to baptize a mackerel?"
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    My arrive waiting for the pizza to IG @MOZERIK
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    If I received a dollar for every time someone pronounced my name wrong
  • 25
    my next piercing!!!
  • 26
    She needs a blankie and her plushie She had a good time but she's overstimulated
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    erika @yeeeerika i have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones
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    Amber Sparks @ambernoelle Just remembering all the times when my mom would be like "you guys and your dad go without me, I'll just stay here and read" and we truly felt sorry for her and WAIT A MINUTE
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    NEW YORKER HUMOR I KNOW I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL HANNIBAL LECTER ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE, BUT I'M NOT USED TO MEN BEING SUCH GOOD LISTENERS Photograph from Alamy
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    10 mins into a movie my wife picked Me My wife B
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    Rach for the Stars → @scorpiosoulfuck it's always "babe", "sweetie" or "honey", but never "the empress", "divine feminine" or "high priestess".
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    omw to journal
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    G G Why are pyramids that shape? Is it to stop homeless people sleeping on them?
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    hanzukel: i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it's a rubber duck too look at it ok goodnight
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    me when i don't have something important to buy me when i need to buy something important 1000

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