If you happen to have spent Thanksgiving sick and alone due to doctor's orders, the worse thing to say in the middle of class when the professor asks how your Thanksgiving break was, goes along the lines of 'I spent Thanksgiving alone in bed.' Your professor and classmates minds will go to the gutter, and you will turn a tomato red color and will spend the rest of the class muttering 'that sounded better in my head.' #LFMF
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