'He's out there thinking he married a wizard': Wife hacks her husband's biggest anxiety by making a clever bulk purchase in secret, refusing to reveal her tricks until they're old and gray

When you only have one copy of something, it's easier to lose. We lose our keys all the time, and we're devastated when we lose our water bottle, but when was the last time you cried over a lost hair tie? With safety in numbers, lost items can be quickly replaced before we ever miss the original, which is a concept women have fine-tuned for ages. Men, however, struggle to fathom purchasing anything in excess when you already have one of the exact same thing.

But this married woman cracked the code on outsmarting her single-minded husband by outsmarting him with a lady's technique of mild excess. When he kept losing the ball of his eyebrow piercing—freaking out and going into frenzy mode when it fell—she purchased a mega pack of replacements, stashing miniature stockpiles all over the house so that, if/when he lost his ball, she'd dupe him with the duplicate.

Now he thinks she's some sort of piercing ball wizard, conjuring lost things from their hiding place. Perhaps this is the same energy as ‘Mom finding’ skills, where moms miraculously have the ability to find anything you're looking for in a matter of seconds? I wonder…
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