Boss steals the batteries from employee's mouse when he's not looking, employee gets even: 'Swap batteries, then dump your unfinished coffee into his trash can'

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    "Boss stole the batteries out of my mouse"

    I do a lot of design work and brought my own personal ergonomic mouse into the office. We are in the smack dab middle of our busy season so I've had to crank out an absurd amount of work, under time pressures ofc.
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    My mouse was acting up and not clicking correctly or at all during this week's rush, only to find out that last week, my boss' mouse was losing battery so he switched his batteries out with mine while I wasn't in the office.
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    This is after I had to scrub out a recycling bin yesterday because he threw his unfinished coffee into it (not the first time, won't be the last).
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    What would you do if you were me, dealing with patterns like this from your boss?
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    OO 15:56 Donnerstag, 15. Juli 开
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    Red_Wolf248 • 22h ago Swap batteries, then dump your unfinished coffee into his trash can.
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    R-Dragon_Thun... 22h ago Uh, the coffee thing is gross. IDK how to help you there. For the mouse idk my boss is prankster at heart, a
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    seriously. He is a kid with a pension plan. I would do the ol' mouse prank I've been using since IDK when, probably first time I was in college in a compsci major:
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    tape this picture to the bottom of his mouse and make sure it's blocking the optical tracker...
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    Dru65535 22h ago • Take your battery back, dump your unfinished coffee into his mouse.
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    jueidu • 21h ago My boss does this regularly about everything. Cant find his charging cable? "Give me yours." (My PERSONAL ONE I BROUGHT FROM HOME.) when I asked for it back a few days later? "Wow. Okay! Just... wow."
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    Needs batteries? "Give me yours. Are you using your cable tester right now? Then give me yours."
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    Needs a plate for lunch? Uses whoever's personal plate from home is clean and in the cabinet, because he refuses to wash his own dishes and only pays cleaners to come twice a month. Etc etc etc.
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    Hashishiva 21h ago • Take the batteries with you, along everything else you don'twant to be 'borrowed', when you go home. Do not clean their mess. Not your job, and if they insist, ask them to show on your job description the part which says you have clean up other's mess.
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    Melt _Ice . 21h ago If you want to play the long game, take your mouse batteries home each night, but leave de d ones in the mouse when you are away from work. Next time he steals your batteries when you aren't there, he's stealing de d batteries.
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    Eventually this will force him to purchase his own, or steal elsewhere.
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    CommercialExoti... . 21h ago I would go into his office looking in his eyes and take my batteries back. I would also eventually leave with no notice.
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    Twoshrubs 20h ago Plug in a second mouse into his PC, then wiggle and click at random times.
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    vatothe0 20h ago . Clear nail polish over one of his mouse battery terminals.

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