35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (April 26, 2025)

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    Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369 Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour 5:34 AM 4/13/25 8.4M Views 1.3K 17 9.8K 177K ☐ 6.9K ↑
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    trash jones @jzux i'm the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that d_d 5:18 PM 4/15/25 846K Views 61 12.2K 49K 738 企
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    @ppyowna manipulative people really be like oh so now i'm the bad guy for being the bad guy 12:02 AM 4/18/25 1.9M Views 214 14K 106K ☐ 4.2K 企
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    YH @Yemihazan This Television was a symbol of extreme wealth back in the days. Interesting STEM @InterestingSTEM. 1d You may be old but are you this old?
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    agus bolls @emofiat500 it's so cool when you click an “open in app” link and it takes you to the app store instead of the app which you already have installed. it's really good and fun that this bug has existed for like 7 years and never been fixed 1:35 PM 4/14/25 1.5M Views 11K 146K 1.4K 企
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    one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500 starting a conspiracy that the katy perry who came back from space isn't the same one who went up. 10:14 AM 4/14/25 939K Views 142 4.1K 55K 709 ↑
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    Wendy's @Wendys I kissed the ground and i liked it Pop Base @PopBase. 1d Katy Perry seemingly kisses the ground after returning from Space. NISIND 8:03 PM 4/14/25 2.5M Views 1K 12.5K MISSION N T+08:0 41K 882 企
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    Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon If going to space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut then I'm a gynecologist... 12:43 PM 4/15/25 325K Views 731 17 1.7K 14K ☐ 282
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    Dana @Daflippityflop1 Why is everyone so against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It sure wasn't lettuce • 10:03 PM 4/12/25 16K Views . 29 17 90 624 18
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    MIDWEST OPE Midwest vs. Everybody @midwestern_ope vs. EVERYBODY Huge news for Midwesterners CULVER'S: HEALTHIEST FAST FOOD CHEESEBURGER FIVE GUYS RANKED UNHEALTHIEST 12:00 PM 4/13/25 551K Views 68 1454 RIGHT NOW abc WISN 8.1K 255 ↑
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    I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3 For some reason Uni has started floating 8:56 AM 4/13/25 711K Views UNI
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    @ppyowna breakups are so crazy like who am i supposed to text??? i bought a new cereal and i like it- i'm supposed to keep that information to myself ??? 6:40 AM 4/12/25 2.4M Views . 383 12K 101K 4.6K 企
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    glow moss @tolecrien taking off your work pants and putting them on the floor and then picking your bed pants up off the floor feels so good 9:02 PM 4/11/25 1.1M Views 55 1 7.2K 83K 1.3K 企
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    Simon Holland @simoncholland On a road trip passing a billboard that says live girls dancing daily. My daughter's voice from the backseat, "wow, that's a lot of recitals." . 10:16 AM 4/5/24 43K Views 14 1747 1.2K ☐ 11 ↑
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    user @user84829272 It's unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid physique and relatively clean house • 9:54 AM 4/16/25 2.8M Views 239 1 13K 169K ☐ 5.9K 企
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    Byzantine Barbie @ByzantineBarbie I follow this Japanese guy on Instagram who is obsessed with Philadelphian culture. He travels to Philly and trains with chefs to learn proper cheesesteak techniques, dresses up in Eagles jerseys, says "jawn..." I think it's beautiful. A reverse weeb. 10:55 PM 4/15/25 1.3M Views • 200 17 3.3K 68K 4.5K ↑
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    silver chain cowboy ❤ @AgChainCowboy Thinking about the time at Olive Garden when the cute waitress paused while grating the cheese on the salad and asked if I wanted more and I said, "Sure, I'm not driving," and she didn't laugh. 7:48 PM 4/15/25 285K Views 68 481 16K 406 企
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    gale @poisonjr i had a nightmare i got street casted for Love on the Spectrum 10:18 PM 4/6/25 1.2M Views • 59 17 2.7K 59K ☐ 1.5K ↑
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    Rebecca Alter @ralter pigeons when i eat a croissant outdoors: VULTURE Vulture @vulture. 1d katy perry and gayle king immediately after returning from space: ר מצופון 10:30 AM 4/14/25 2.9M Views 49 17 4.6K BLU 98K 1.1K 企
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    Melo @Mxlo_M_ No, thanks. I like my haircut experience sprinkled with a bit of conspiracy theories and misogyny NEWS BBC News (UK) @BBCNews. 2d Barbers train to talk to men about mental health bbc.in/42019KV 5:56 AM 4/16/25 5.1M Views 257 19.4K 95K ☐ 4K ↑
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    Vanessa @Nessakins_ I thought "gooning" meant eating the entire bag of crab rangoons from the Chinese restaurant. You guys are sick. 12:55 PM 4/16/25 1.1M Views 367 11.5K 22K 750 ↑
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    lev @abookofsymbols dads love saying one or two sentences spontaneously revealing a depth of psychic and emotional life that had not previously surfaced, perhaps once every three years, and never elaborating 2:36 PM 4/15/25 3.3M Views 218 1 7.5K 126K 10K 企
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    splat @zaryaismywife new doordash restaurant just dropped that only has 2 menu items ✗ M+R Welcome to Meat + Rice Meat + Rice Dash Pass Virtual Brand - 1.6 mi ... • 7:20 PM 4/17/25 · 11M Views 1.2K 17 20K Meat + Rice Buy 1, get 1 free Rice + Meat 417K 24K ↑
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    IT GIRL @aliyahInterlude hear me out, they need a LOUNGE in the movie theatre where people who just watched a movie can go and talk about it afterwards......... 8:21 PM 4/18/25 3.3M Views Q 1K 19.7K 115K 4.2K ↑
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    juju $ @ayeejuju POV: your introverted girlfriend shows you her phone at a party 8:38 Notes please please can we leave Also maybe a Taco Bell run on the way home they have a new menu 10:41 PM 4/18/25 2.9M Views 199 7 2.3K 70K 3.2K 企
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    FESS Fesshole HOLE @fesshole I don't think my boss realises that every time an attractive woman joins a Teams call, he leans forward & does an 'ooo' almost exactly like that Christian Bale gif. I've been screenshotting him do it & have made a collage out of the pics. Not sure what I'll do with it 2:25 PM 4/15/25 323K Views ○ 76 17 68 5.7K 119 ↑
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    One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom Last night my husband rolled over in his sleep and I heard him mumble ‘she ate all the cheese.' You guysss he dreams about me. 2:59 PM 4/17/25 23K Views ○ 10 105 1.5K 19 企
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    Katie D @Katie Deal99 When they say screen time is bad for you they just mean the ones at work right 6:10 PM · 4/18/25 22K Views 13 130 1.1K ☐ 18 ↑
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    D.R.G @DRG_tweets329 Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing • 1:03 PM 4/17/25 2.4M Views 164 128K 106K ☐ 4.2K 企
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    aegg @castawaymariner Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service 3:15 PM 4/17/25 730K Views • 51 1883 12K 222
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    aurelia ADMIT @ezraquarius he has the range of a potato (compliment) dee @everpascal.2d 2025 really is pedro pascal's year 10:50 AM 4/17/25 5.2M Views 151 17 6.6K 169K 4.6K ↑
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    @sonohoor did you know 17 muscles are activated when you're crying? fitness is my passion 12:02 AM - 4/18/25 1.1M Views . 124 17 10K 60K ☐ 2K
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    jon repetti @pourfairelevide just had a waiter sit down at our table while taking our order. incredible power move. have never seen this before . 5:17 PM 4/18/25.8.6M Views 1.4K t 12K 370K ☐ 11K
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    J Very BritishProblems @SoVery British Egg on toast for breakfast ALT • 4:44 AM 4/20/25 633K Views 67 17768 13K ☐ 217
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    chris evans @notcapnamerica My sister in Christ, is this your first vampire movie? lol Mama Dolittle @mamasathome_⚫1d One thing that really stuck out to me in SINNERS is that they had to be INVITED in. And that in and of itself is a lesson. • • 10:20 AM 4/20/25 1M Views 135 2.1K 23K ☐ 727
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    Sopranos World @SopranosWorld In New Jersey they put gabagool in the eggs for the Easter egg hunt 12:46 PM 4/20/25 3.9M Views • 325 1 6.1K 95K ☐ 2.6K ↑
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    Anant Gupta @iamAnant007 Bro I just wanted an Internship Tell us about your recent trauma that has shaped your values Short-answer text 12:10 PM 4/19/25 2.9M Views • . 687 1 18K * 173K ☐ 4.7K ↑
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    money d. luffy @kingofhellzØro Jesus, today: Vic Damone Jr @wholesomefoxx.15h Woke up thinking about Sinners. I need to go back ASAP. • 7:38 AM 4/20/25 5.7M Views 227 126K 155K 4.2K ↑

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