Scammer tries to close a real estate deal over text, ends up in negotiations with a property mogul cat selling a cardboard box for kibble

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kalila courban
May 7, 2025 5:00 PM EDT

Hey, cool cats!  Is it just us, or do scammers seem to be just about everywhere these days? You know the ones. Random texts asking if you are selling your house, vague offers to "chat about a deal," and the classic "oops wrong number" opener. Most people delete them or block the number. But every now and then, a scammer sends their message to someone who decides to have a little fun. Or in this case, someone who pretends to be a cat.

This scammer sent a typical real estate scam text, expecting an easy mark. Instead, they got a response that read, "Hewo, sowwy dis wrong numbr. I is meowcat." What followed was a chaotic and extremely fluffy series of replies in full cat-speak. Within a few texts, Meowcat was offering up a fixer-upper cardboard box with "noo win" for 1000 kibble. Serious negotiations began. The cat described the box as flippable. The scammer either played along or had no idea what was happening. Either way, it became clear that this cat was not here to buy a house. They were here to sell one. Read on for all of the silly details!

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    "My void the property mogul"

    Mint 8:22 AM 76% 5 Text Message Yesterday 6:11 PM Hi Scott!, Are you open to discussing 505 Southwest Looking for my next pick up in the area. Ο • A A Today 8:21 AM Hewo, sowwy dis wrong numbr. I is meowcat D Text Message Cash
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    Mint 8:22 AM 76% A A Today 8:21 AM Hewo, sowwy dis wrong numbr. I is meowcat D Hab a gud morneeng anewai Text Message Cash
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    ill Mint 11:05 AM 74% Today 10:12 AM Got it and thank you for letting me know. I've marked this number wrong in our record. Do you have properties that might be available for sale? or maybe know someone who does? U can hab dis owd box fur 1000 kibble (bcuz I haz a noo win). Itza fixr upr, but I kan flipp it A Text Message A Cash
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  • Some cats knock things off the table. Some knock-down curtains. This one knocked a scammer completely off their game with a property hustle that made zero sense and every bit of joy. No money changed hands. No kibble was exchanged. But this property mogul void wasted time in the most delightful way. Because if you text the wrong number and get a cat, you better be ready to talk about real estate. Or boxes. Or both.

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    Il Mint 11:05 AM 74% 5 win). Itza fixr upr, but I kan flipp it A Text Message A Cash
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    Mint 11:06 AM 74% 5 I flipp it fur u tew sweatn da deele A Text Message ® Cash
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    Mint 11:06 AM 10 74% 5 I flipp it fur u tew sweatn da deele Ο BLES CRA ATE U kant haz mai crayt do. Iz Mai hoam Text Message A A Cash ப
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    ItsStaaaaaaaaang Crazy how fast these voids are flipping homes these days
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    Suspicious-Shock-934 What's the cheeseburger to kibble conversion rate?
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    rajapaws ⚫ Top 1% Commenter Interesting question. My records indicate you may have a condo available for sale.
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    Calm_Fondant_2591 - Hi meowcat quick reminder: during Open Enrollment, you can explore new plans and adjust your health coverage for your family and company. Would you like a quote?
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    cecesakura Top 1% Commenter Lmao thank you for doing this I'm a realtor and I get sooo0000 many scam texts like these, waste their time lol
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    DazB1ane "Oh this is a wrong number. Can I scam you anyway?"
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    VaultBoy9 The party you're trying to reach is unavailable. Please try your scam again later.
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    BigFatBlackCat I hope I one day text a wrong number and a cat writes me back
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    autisticmerricat why did they keep texting after they found out you were a cat?
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    Fairy GodmothersUnion ⚫ That is one persistent scammer.
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    ThymelsTight ⚫ Putting the MEOW in hoMEOWner.
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    phonesmahones Top 1% Commenter I think your cat can spell better than that.
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    rajapaws ⚫ Top 1% Commenter 1000 kibbles is a bargain for that box.
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    Aggravating_Branch86 Yours is a better investor that mine, mine just keeps shilling crypto scams
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    moosegoose90 Top 1% Commenter What language does ur cat speak?
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    Feisty-Bee-6514. Making a "bless this crate" sign right now
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