'I have gone through over 100 roommates in my lifetime': Entitled purrson expects guests to pay $300 to take care of his cats so he can travel while "struggling financially" is purrfectly unhinged

Just when we thought we had seen it all, feline fam, the internet comes back with something more ridiculous than we ever thought pawssible. We've read stories of neighbors stealing other people's cats, stories of pawrents having to sneak off in the middle of work to get their cat back from cuckoo family members, and even cats being given away for the most ridiculous things, like being cross-eyed. But we've never seen a post about someone asking people to pay them to watch their cats for them. Usually it's the other way around!

If you're in the mood for an unhinged post from the depths of Facebook, you've come to the right place. One entitled purrson goes on a multi-paragraph rant about how terrible people are, and then asks for them to pay him $300 to watch over their place and take care of their cats so they can travel while "struggling financially". Each paragraph is better (worse) than the last, and the comments are just as funny as you would imagine. Scroll down to soak it all up below. Enjoy!

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This post just screams red flags in every paragraph. He has been through over 100 roommates in his lifetime? We certainly don't want to imagine what it's like living with him.
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The comments here are what make this post 10x better. People are calling him out for his nonsense and we love it. Better get another bowl of popcorn because it's about to get good!
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