Dad books best movie theater seats to surprise his 7-year-old with ‘A Minecraft Movie,’ entitled family steals them, uses his own kids' chaos to teach a lesson: ‘Cue petty revenge light bulb.'

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  • "You took my seats for the Minecraft movie? Ok..."

    My 7-year-old spent a full year excited to see the Minecraft movie. He knew it was to come out April 4th, but I bought tickets for an early showing on Thursday the 3rd. The plan was for me and his sisters to pull him out of school a few minutes early and surprise him. It worked
  • beautifully, until we got to our seats. A week out, I purchased 5 tickets for right in the middle of the F row. I choose this row every time in our theater because it's the first in a section. This
  • means my kids won't be kicking anyone's seat, or talking right in their ear, and don't have to scooch past to get to the bathroom.
  • When we got to the theater, 15 minutes early, I found the entire row was taken up by a rather large family. There were also a lot of them.
  • I told the matriarch I thought they were in my seats, double-checked my receipt for theater and time, but she maintained that she also had bought these seats.
  • I walked out and grabbed a 17 year-old usher I wasn't very confident in the authority of. I told him, I don't mind sitting in the G row, I just don't want someone else to come in having reserved those G seats and make ME the interloper.
  • The woman fumbled with her phone a little bit, hemmed and hawed, But nothing came of it. Keep in mind this was a Thursday afternoon matinee so there weren't a ton of people filing into the theater.
  • My kids could tell something was going on. In the interest of modeling conflict resolution and saving the moment, I decide we take the G row and see what happens. Cue petty revenge light bulb, and it doesn't have anything to do with chicken jockeys.
  • Tutne out it was only us and them in the theater. So let my kids have a blast at this movie. I didn't shush them, I didn't care if they kicked the seats of the F row, put their feet up, h II would have let them throw a little popcorn, but they didn't. Every time an F row
  • interloper sighed and glared backward, all I did was shrug. It was glorious. After the movie, those people left behind all their popcorn buckets and trash, like the scum they were.
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  • FeelingKind7644 My mom slapped a lady at the water park for stealing my tube on my 10th bday. Maybe that's why I am the way I am.
  • Meta-Fox As a regular cinema goer I've grown increasingly impatient for people like this. Now I'm at the point where I'll just ask them to vacate my seat - that I know well is mine as I book the same seat via the app every time - and if on the odd occasion they refuse I walk straight out and get a member of staff.
  • I don't care what excuse you come up with for justifying seat stealing, you should have booked online just like everyone else.
  • MarXucious Same thing happened with my wife and I. We went to the Minecraft Movie with my brother in law and nephew. A family was in our seats when we got up there, I made them leave the seats mean while they tried to play dumb. They moved to
  • the row behind and the people in those seats they moved to had to move. I'd also paid for D-box.. get the eff out of my more expensive seats.. → Wasn't ride about it, was just assertive and intent. Had a blast in our D-box seats, was a great movie for D-box
  • justheath Years ago for one of the Jurassic Park movies we reserved 6 seats in a row, taking up most of the seats of that row in the section. We get there and there's 2 teenage kids in the middle of our seats, looking like a date.
  • I politely told them they're in our seats. They insisted otherwise. I double-check out tickets to confirm I'm right and we get staff to mediate. Kids got kicked out as they had tickets. for the next day. Had they not insisted on those seats they could have moved elsewhere and stayed. I like to think the date went poorly after this.
  • grim1952 Karma is nice and all but would be better if your kids learnt to stand for themselves instead of teaching them to be petty and unruly... derallo OP Yeah.. they're seven and five, I wasn't going to taint their experience, we talked about it afterward.
  • derallo OP One other consideration was that yes I could have got them to vacate MY seats, but then we would have been still flanked by them, possibly on the side and behind. That wouldn't have been pleasant.

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