'She hasn't spoken to me in 2 days, but I smell amazing': 30-year-old man gets into dispute with 30-year-old wife over fancy soap

No matter how in love they are, every couple has a few tiny disagreements that they'll never see eye to eye on. The most common one is how to load the dishwasher correctly, a task that almost no one can agree on. No matter how you do it, your way is the correct way, and your partner's way of doing it is imbecilic at best. Many a fight has been started over this, but there are plenty of other household things to squabble over. For example, do you or someone you know have a decorative bathroom towel that no one is allowed to use? If you do use this towel, you'll be in trouble!

For this person, a fancy soap is causing a ruckus in their relationship. He and his wife seem to have a relationship that is full of goofy mishaps, and this is just the latest glimpse into their hilariously insane marriage. Check it all out below.

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Just want to note here that this isn't even the first hilarious dispute that this dude and his wife have gotten into. Here's the story of his wife's "noisy phase," where he claims she has started listening to whale sounds to fall asleep, leading him to sleep in his car. It's all very funny, and this guy and his wife seem like they're insane to be around.
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This seems to be common practice in restaurants and cafes. They just put regular hand soap in fancy bottles, and voila, they look much classier!
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