19-year-old quits pizza restaurant, makes nonstop prank calls until owners are forced to close: 'I (possibly?) made my old job shut down'

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    This was when I was 18 or 19, way back in the days of landlines and dial-up. I worked at a small local pizza place (which I won't name to protect myself), where I was the only female. Everyone
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    including the manager liked to go outside and s e during dinner rush and leave me by myself to answer calls, get the drive through window, and cook all at the same time, all while dealing
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    with the panic attacks this caused. Then they'd come back in and laugh at me and make S jokes about me. I finally had enough of this surreal nightmare and quit. That left me plenty of time to play RuneScape.
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    (For anyone who hasn't heard of it it's an online game with masses of people.) I had no life and I also had a grudge, which is a potent combination. So I made a female character whos name was the phone number of the pizza place,
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    and just stood around in the most populated place in the game (where all the new players have freshly come out of the tutorial),
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    every single day during what I knew from experience was their dinner rush hours, and spammed "call this number for a good time". I used an auto-typer program so I could do this nonstop. Thing is, this pizza
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    place had no seating and was drive-through/carry-out only, so 90% of their orders were placed over the phone. It closed down for some reason about a month into me doing this, and when I ran
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    into one of my ex co-workers, he told me they'd shut down because their business had taken such a hit due to constant "prank calls" that their phone line. Nobody ever figured out where they came from.
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    OPEN CRIVE THRU
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    R... 17h ago Edited 16h ago . Big brain move to use RuneScape. Spamming in Lumbridge is the way to go.
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    TroublemakingB • 17h ago Oh well, this is what happens when stupid bosses sh on their workers. I love this kind of story. Low effort "Oh, me type a few numbers here and there" and BOOM, one less pizza place in business. Well done.
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    baronbloodbath 17h ago • No, we don't have ugthanki pizza, I don't even know what is! Pizza Palace! What kind of coupon? Buy two pizzas, get a free dragon ammy? What the h l is an ammy?!
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    Pizza Palace! What's my mining level? Who the h I are you people?!!?
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    justaman_097 · 17h ago . Well played! It sounds like tons of people were up for a good time.
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    missannthrope1 · 17h ago • Revenge is a dish best served hot from the oven.
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    TheHobbyWaitress 16h ago . I learned how to leave the phone slightly off the hook. F poor management & take-out orders.
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    GoodPhase3973 17h ago I'm going to note this down for just in case, nice job
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    delulu4drama 17h ago If they want to play games, then so can you
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    Commercial_Pea... • 13h ago Your diabolical cleverness is truly inspirational. I can only aspire to this level. Chef's kiss, woman! You are a serious bad a

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