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  • 01
    joss @jiggyjosss for someone who loves to sleep you'd think i'd go to sleep early
  • 02
    Her: You smell so good what are you wearing? UMKAGE TMA OPP DC Comics Inc EAU DE TOILETTE 50 ml.e.80 1,7 FL OZ Cod.74015 EAU DE TOILETTE BATMAN RETURNS EAU DE TOILETTE
  • 03
    me: hi do you take walk-ins the morgue: what
  • 04
    stacy @stacycay No you don't understand, McDonald's used to have all day breakfast. Pizza Hut had buffets. We used to have Sierra Mist. Times were different
  • 05
    Never thought I'd own a $100 bill I'd never spend. Check out that serial number. Had to grade it: PMG $100 2009A Federal Reserve Note Atlanta Fr#2187-F (LFB Block) Rios | Geithner | FW PAPER MONEY GUARANTY S/N LF69420800B pp G 100 FEDERAL RESERVE NOTE LF 69420800 B F6 ONE HADHED DOLLARN UNITED STATES OFAMERICA 100 100 LF 694208008 100 35 Choice Very Fine
  • 06
    Game: Stealth is optional for this mission Me:
  • 07
    YANKEE CANDLE America's Best Loved Candle STROKE with pure, natural spice extracts NET WT 22 OZ (623g) CANCLECO MEDICAL come
  • 08
    DELISH.COM People Think Zac Efron's New Haircut Looks Like A Panini-And We Can't Unsee It Hey, panini head, are you listening to me? SPRING SPRING SPRING SPRING &
  • 09
    People: *move into a new house* Day 1:
  • 10
    Delete the 'lol' from the end of your sentences & just say what you need to say
  • 11
    patrick. ❤ @imPatrickT Follow i love this photo of Tom Cruise because it looks like his astral projection is running away from his body MPL NAL
  • 12
    movie theater: no outside food or drinks allowed me:
  • 13
    David Shiffman, Ph.D. @whysharksmatter.bsky.social There are only 3 basic movie plots: -A stranger comes to town -A man goes on a quest -There are sharks somewhere you would not expect sharks to be
  • 14
    zach silberberg @zachsilberberg you should be allowed to leave work early if you are too sleepy and you want to go beddy bye
  • 15
    Me during the week: I think I'll play this game at the weekend. Maybe watch that show, too. Me at the weekend: THREE HOURS LATER. FIVE HOURS LATER.
  • 16
    saejima worm blog @sheriffofgay Thinking about my favorite image HOW TO DRIVE A ROUNDABOUT Fasten your seatbelt Speed up Pray Do not look back Do not turn
  • 17
    Mark Robinson @robboma24 The fact that Head & shoulders doesn't have a body wash called Knees and Toes disappoints me almost as much as I disappoint my parents.
  • 18
    choosing which game to delete for more storage
  • 19
    ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WITH ICE CREAM 養 YOUR CAY JUST DOT SWEKTOR No Ice:** Cream pint CONE n
  • 20
    Me: "Hope the cost of living doesn't get any higher" The cost of living METENO I NEVER HAPPE
  • 21
    "U can't just run to your bestfriend with all of your problems" Me:
  • 22
    My emotional support dog after one day with me WHISKY RANTINGSOFASARCASTICY/DMAK
  • 23
    I'm not saying I hate my job but getting sucked into jumanji for 30 years doesn't sound too bad right now @WallStreetOasis
  • 24
    Only 1% of humans can do this If you think is easy, re-check where the pinky is
  • 25
    When was the last time you've had a decent sleep? Me: introverts_can_relate
  • 26
    A maxxA @climaxximus eye doctor: your results aren't good me: can I see them eye doctor: probably not 1:40 PM - 2020-01-24 Twitter for Android 1,344 Retweets 7,670 Likes
  • 27
    He stands like a toddler about to ask you for a chip N DER-MAN No Way Hame ل
  • 28
    How the friend who's already seen the movie looks at you right before the plot twist hits
  • 29
    That movie you want to watch isn't available on any of your 17 streaming services. You can rent it for $9.99 though.
  • 30
    Simon Holland ✔ @simoncholland Nothing like seeing a new dad at Disney World find out a Mickey shaped balloon with a glow stick in it is $35. Welcome to the party, pal.
  • 31
    when you're part of the group but not the conversation
  • 32
    Just Call Me Frank™MⒸ Fra@JustCallMenk Who knew the apocalypse was going to be so slow and expensive.
  • 33
    Bro, I have diabetes type 1 1

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