'They said she was a sweet kitty. But I know the truth': Secretly spicy cat is affectionate with everyone except the one purrson who needs to win their love for the future of their relationship

Living with a partner's pet can be a pawblem, especially when the furmidable feline in question seems to have declared war. This man moved in with his girlfriend of two years and things are great between them... except for her cat, who clearly didn't get the "cohabitation harmony" memo. While the once-shy rescue kitty is a lap cat to his girlfriend, she's a full-blown ankle-hunting menace to him. We're talking surprise bites, stealth ambushes, and an obsession with sabotaging anything he needs. His chair, his backpack, even his suitcase, which she insists on packing herself into.

What's truly mystifying is that this cat is calm with everyone else, including vets. So what gives? Is he cursed? Covered in invisible tuna oil? He's baffled and borderline defeated, fearing the cat's disdain might doom the relationship.

At this point, all he wants is a peace treaty. Not a pawlitical war. Maybe some boundaries, more playtime (that doesn't involve his ankles), or even a feline behaviorist could help. But one thing's for sure: if he wants to stay in this relationship, he's gotta win over the real boss of the house. Furmidable claws and all.

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