33 Memes for Being Alive

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    imgflip.com Abraham Isaac on the way back down from the mountain
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    casually dating in your area Your Gothic Gamer Gf getting emotionally attached to someone long distance
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    “Girls niiiiggght” I say as I hang out with a bunch of stray cats on my porch
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    wayne.jpg @35mmPapi Update. It's not together. Idk what I smelled. wayne.jpg @35mm Papi - 8/20/16 I'm so close to getting my life together. Like I can smell it.
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    t aborteddreams No thanks. I'm not interested in eternal life. I've seen enough
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    ✰ samflower✰ @milkygoddess babies sure stare a lot for someone who doesn't know how to fight 11:09 PM - 12/18/18 ⚫ Twitter for Android
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    She's a 10 but she be fartin alot 9 #photolymyday
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    start the rapture
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    stoned cold fox @roastmalone_ I don't really go for hot girl walks but I do go for gremlin walks where I leave the house looking like a train wreck and begrudgingly admit that the fresh air is helping me rediscover my will to live ***
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    chef jesus @deadguyinacan "who are you kissing at midnight?" my cat's little forehead bro
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    port of entry mayor @ClaytonicShift SOMEONE NEEDS TO TAKE THOSE CRICUT MACHINES AWAY FROM YALL!!! HER SHIRT SAID "disney in the streets, universal in the sheets" WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
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    Me reading messages from notifications: E
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    How I'm living my life lately NO WORRIES
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    @ppyowna my mom didn't raise a quitter, she raised someone so afraid of failure that they don't even start something
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    Thinkwert @Thinkwert Me in my mirror at home. Me in the photo taken at the party.
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    grilled threese
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    Date idea: they come over at 9 PM and you both take 2 melatonin and get 10 hours of sleep
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    Tiger Webb @tfswebb [dog reading this] oh okay Please minimise barking Be considerate of others living nearby. INNER WEST innerwest.nsw.gov.au/Pets
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    Andrew Schiavone @aschiavone Friend: What is your spirit animal? Me: Soft shell crab, because I'm sensitive Friend: That's pretty dumb Me: *cries and walks away sideways* 7/12/18, 3:37 PM
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    rudy mustang @rudy_mustang Every horse movie ever: people don't think this horse can go fast but it do. it go real fast
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    my will to live minor inconvenience
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    Kate Harding → @KateHarding What haunts me is that I am just not smart enough for so many people to be this much stupider than I am.
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    In an awkward social situation put people at ease by opening your face & showing them the part of your skeleton you crush animal flesh with
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    Jamie "Guys Being Dudes" Carbone @ThiccSonic Jerry: He offered you a red pill and a blue pill? George: Two pills, no water Jerry: No water? George: No water Jerry: Cant take a pill without water George: Never could Jerry: So what'd you do? George: I left. I'm not choking down a dry pill Kramer enters in a leather coat
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    Joy Marie Clarkson @joynessthebrave Someone just randomly approached me for advice at the supermarket because "you look like you know what you're doing with cheese" and I don't think I've ever been more flattered.
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    toonskribblez Medusa but instead of snakes her hair is made of these guys
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    ESCO 128 SCO SCO SCO OST AT SEA 157 DYLAR why do when you can don't
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    SO. WHAT'CHA, WHAT'CHA WHAT'CHA WANT? BEASTIE BOYS
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    When you realize you've been reading with your eyes but not your brain for the last 3 pages
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    Anyone else get cute texts ⚫.000 3 4G 03:56 Messages like this? 15% 3 4G Details 03:52 6% Today Notifications Send No Notifications You Text Message The QWERTYUIOP ASDFGHJKL Z XCVBNM <<☑
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    Idk about you but I'm ready to party Put Jut on pajamas And R Take a nap Y
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    i only have 3 modes "Doesn't talk at all" "Talks to myself Talks too much"
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    do you ever get in those moods where you don't feel like reading and you don't feel like being on the internet and you don't feel like watching a show and you don't feel like sleeping and you don't feel like existing in general BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING. It's in words
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