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16 Tweets About Black Friday That Are Way Too Real

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    Text - EverybodyHatesBdell Follow @Bdell1014 If you're going Black Friday shopping tomorrow, be a decent human being & turn your phone horizontal before you record any fights 10:48 AM - 24 Nov 2016 53,929 Retweets 80,456 Likes
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    Text - Bryant Olivas Follow @Bryantolivas ME: I have zero interest in owning a parrot. CLERK: This parrot is 80% off. ME: I will take 4 parrots #BlackFriday 3:15 PM 22 Nov 2017 from Colorado, USA 1 Retweet 4 Likes
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    Text - Rex Huppke @RexHuppke Follow Just trampled a family of six to get a 50%-off coupon for something I don't need. No regrets. #BlackFriday 8:38 AM - 25 Nov 2016 30 Retweets 105 Likes
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    Text - Stay Humble Follow @MarcusMuller19 So you can make it early for black #BlackFriday shopping but can't make it to church because its too early 1:22 PM - 22 Nov 2017 10 Retweets 35 Likes
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    Text - Dana Schwartz Follow @DanaSchwartzzz petition to swap the names so "black friday" is the day a guy got crucified & "good friday" is the day we all go shopping w/ our families 8:33 PM - 26 Oct 2016 37 Retweets 250 Likes
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    Text - Austin Tyler Rogers Follow @austintylerro One's intelligence is directly inverse to the likelihood of stating "I can't wait to go shopping on #BlackFriday." 3:30 PM - 22 Nov 2017 from Manhattan, NY 56 Retweets 359 Likes
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    Text - Chad Zumock Follow @chadzumock PERIC Great day shopping! Put 3 kids in the hospital, curb stomped an old lady, and murdered a white male but I love my new iPod! #BlackFriday 11:37 AM - 29 Nov 2013 19 Retweets 26 Likes
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    Product - Matthew A. Cherry Follow @MatthewACherry When you see Black Friday sales but don't have Black Friday money CEAR Gent TUV PRS SNTER 3:05 PM 22 Nov 2016 350 Retweets 514 Likes
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    Poster - Follow priscilla page @BBW_BFF E ISLE OF fondly remembering last year's Black Friday NO RETURN! 8:43 AM - 23 Nov 2015 0ST CA 26 Retweets 109 Likes
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    Text - Emily Bett Rickards Follow @EmilyBett Things I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy: A marathon, Survivor spoilers, 9am catcalling, Black Friday, bad almond milk, a juice cleanse. 10:16 AM -8 Apr 2016 1,051 Retweets 3,874 Likes
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    Text - joe Follow @mutablejoe Try not to forget the real story of Black Friday, when Jesus stormed the temple and punched an old man in the face for 20% off a Nespresso. 12:14 AM 28 Nov 2014 2,461 Retweets 1,571 Likes
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    Text - DVS Follow @DVSblast BLACK FRIDAY DEAL: they got free fish in the ocean 3:29 PM - 27 Nov 2015 63 Retweets 143 Likes
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    Text - cluedont Follow @cluedont This is ridiculous. I only popped in for some milk. #BlackFriday 3:49 AM 28 Nov 2014 235 Retweets 173 Likes
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    Text - dan mentos Follow @DanMentos "Orange Friday is the new Black Friday" I tell myself as I set up camp outside Orange Julius at 11pm on Thanksgiving night 7:34 PM - 12 Nov 2014 23 Retweets 128 Likes
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    Text - Jamie Woodham Follow @jwoodham You don't think I'm ready for Black Friday? I was 1st grade line leader for THREE WEEKS STRAIGHT. This is what I train for. This is my life. 8:00 PM 27 Nov 2014 - 321 Retweets 1,233 Likes
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    Text - Abby Heugel Follow @AbbyHasIssues My Black Friday strategy: 1) Sleep in 2) Eat 3) Not associate with anyone who has a Black Friday strategy. 10:46 AM - 22 Nov 2016 106 Retweets 219 Likes
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