'Quit blocking our driveway!': Top 10+ petty notes from residents who have had enough of their entitled neighbors

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Ben Weiss • Writer and Editor
Jun 3, 2025 2:00 PM EDT

Leaving a petty note on your neighbor's lawn, driveway, door, or car is not exactly the most mature way to go about confronting someone, but it's certainly amusing! 

There is a strong likelihood that none of these notes resulted in peaceful resolutions of their respective conflicts. In fact, the chances that they only made matters worse for all involved are quite high. Still, for the objective third-party viewer, it's always fun to see when residents snap at their entitled neighbors and let all their feelings about those individuals become known. 

Most of the time, the causes of these scenarios are common occurrences: noise complaints, blocked driveways, and a distaste for how your neighbor's lawn looks. At the same time, however, what makes all of these instances unique is the reaction itself and the humor, both intended and unintended, from the passive-aggressive author of the note. Keep scrolling below for this collection of petty notes from frustrated residents in the neighborhood!

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  • 01
    Dear Neighbor- 4/9 This is going to seem ridiculous, but I thought you should know my dog (who lives nextdoor with me) is madly that my @ in love with your cat... and has been for probably 6 months! Three x a day, he puts his puts his paws you for on our railing to look @ him/her In your window sill. Now that have potted plants there, he is heartbroken... but keeps looking your cat every time. Maybe your plants could switch to a different Window ??! From Your neighbor + her, adoring dog!
    via MrRaiders
  • 02
    Hey Sillies I noticed you guys keep forgetting to pick up your dog's popies so I took it Upon myself to bring by some baggies. I assumed you're all out because why else wouldn't you clean up after your dogs? Oh! I also helped out by dropping all the said POP conveniently in front of your door, for easier clean up. You're welcome
    via MrRaiders

  • We have to interrupt this list to award a winner: This next one is truly special. Whether it's the long list of grievances, the recap of events with time stamps included, or the general sass from the author, let's just say that if you have a passive-aggressive note to write to your neighbor, this one should be the ultimate blueprint. 

  • 03
    re TO THE PEOPLE THAT KEPT US UP ALL NIGHT BY SINGING SCREAMING ON THEIR BALCONY EPIC performance. Your terrace faces 115 Thank you for your windows so you really did have the perfect stage. I'm sure you're keen to hear our verdict. ack 2:23AM-PINBALL WIZARD' - THE WHO ices, visit the Recyc mg@hack HH Terrible. 3 out of 10. Your performance of this would cause the band More Shame than 3:14 A AM-WALK THIS WAY'- AEROSMITH (DAC VERSION) For me, it's The lowest point of the performance. I out of 10.
    via MrRaiders
  • 04
    итает прильома OLD LADY If I Catch You In The Act Of Putting Your Dogs In Our Cans. I Will Off Your And Bolt It To The Hood Of My Car
    via MrRaiders
  • 05
    Dear Neighbors, Someone in this building LOVES Christmas music. If that person could Please remember that not everyone has the same bizare taste in music, and that People around them can hear it VERY CLEARLY, and do not appreciate being FORCED to listen to "Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas" (and every other song) at 7AM in MARCH. (or any other time of day) Thank You, Merry Xmas
    via MrRaiders
  • 06
    Hi. If I see you neglecting to pick up your dog's рр I'm going to throw it at you. I have good aim. It will probably get in your mouth.
    via MrRaiders
  • 07
    This rooster is a serious problem!!! He is going to get hunted if someone doesn't get rid of him!! Pre-Warning!
    via MrRaiders
  • 08
    Hey Frank, I think somehow you got w☐ last night & ended up in our house flying around the living room in your shirt-cape at @ 3am. Normally, if we were also vp This would be fine. I too really hand ended up in a strange place, have gotten really ha doing strange things. Your wallet is at our house w/your money, credit cards, id etc.. Also it would be courteous of You you p□on. to please steam clean the carpet + couch which No worries dude we think its pretty funny! You can come by if we're here
    via MrRaiders
  • 09
    HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY, BUT QUIT BLOCKING OUR DRIVEWAY ADHAT
    via MrRaiders
  • 10
    To the guy who lives at south end of the building and skypes with his girlfriend every night at 3am: Hey man, I know you and your girlfriend are in different time zones, and I understand you have to talk to her EVERY NIGHT AT 2-4 AM, but could you please keep your voice down, and maybe use a headphone instead of the speaker? It's nice that your girlfriend has a beautiful singing voice and plays nice guitar, but I really can't appreciate her performance at this ungodly hour. I've been waken up th
    via MrRaiders
  • 11
    TO: WHOEVER CALLED THE POLICE ON MY LAWN INSTEAD OF TALKING TO ME LIKE A GO NEIGHBOR: YOUR MOVE
    via MrRaiders
  • 12
    To: The person who stopped the washer in the middle of my wash cycle and took my clothes out just to wash yours... YEAH, YOU'RE AN ADHOLE. Unfortunatley for you, So am I. You can find your wet clothes frozen outside in the snow. any problems? Come see me in 301.
    via MrRaiders
  • 13
    915 Your dog barks und barks and barke and baik and barks and barks
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  • 14
    OHIO AVE NEIGHBORS: I PUT A CUTE LOVE NOTE ON WHAT I THOUGHT WAS MY WIFE'S CAR LAST NIGHT. WE FIGURED OUT TODAY THAT IN MY TIRED STATE, I HAD PUT THIS NOTE ON THE WRONG CAR. IF THIS CAR HAPPENED TO BE YOURS, I APOLOGIZE FOR THE CONFUSION. I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH Y (SORRY)
    via MrRaiders
  • 15
    To SARA -We Know your J heme because you were sud Yes you who lovd the moron was shouting across the street to her friend on the other side of the street for 30mins at 3AM SHUT UP YOU IDIOT! Get common sense + learn manners trash!
    via MrRaiders

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