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15 Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 26, 2017)

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  • Text - Sarcastic Mommy Follow @sarcasticmommy4 Driving with my son in the car, I'm singing at the top of my lungs. He looks over at the lady next to us at the stoplight, rolls down his window & yells, "WILL YOU BE MY MOM?" I'm a little offended but fingers crossed! 9:38 PM 19 Nov 2017 216 Retweets 1,191 Likes t216 21 1.2K
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  • Text - James Breakwell Follow @XplodingUnicorn 7-year-old: Do you have a podcast? Me: Do you even know what a podcast is? 7: It's that thing where you talk to yourself and no one listens. She knows exactly what a podcast is. 5:23 PM 21 Nov 2017 Ae 29,038 Retweets 140,858 Likes C >
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  • Text - SingleBabyMama @SingleBabyMama Follow Lord, please give me the patience to get through this game of Chutes & Ladders with my 3yr old. She is an unapologetic cheater & I want to flip the board. Amen. 12:44 AM - 16 Nov 2017 215 Retweets 934 Likes 1 215 29 934
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  • Text - TheMessed Nest Follow @themessednest How did parents properly ignore their children before smart phones? 3:27 AM - 25 Nov 2017 49 Retweets 251 Likes t 49 27 251
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  • Text - Brother Sal Follow @delusions_of I always forget how much scotch is too much to give a toddler. 9:13 PM - 25 Nov 2017 165 Retweets 363 Likes t 165 21 363
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  • Text - Vani Valancourt Follow @VolatileVani 11yo: no one gives less fucks than this guy. Me: omg, have I taught you nothing? It's fewer fucks. Fewer. 4:48 AM 25 Nov 2017 55 Retweets 171 Likes 55 2 171
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  • Text - Andy H Follow @AndyAsAdjective 7YR OLD: dad, why's it called Black Friday? ME: I don't know, sweetie 7:I thought you knew everything ME: [seeing respect for me start to drain from her eyes] THEY PAINT THE STORES BLACK 7: oh cool! 3:12 PM 24 Nov 2017 99 Retweets 569 Likes t 99 569
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  • Text - pony starwars @tigersgoroooar Follow my kid has been saying she's "writing a story" all day and i just looked at her screen ert Format Tools Table Add-ons Help Last edit was on 100% Normal text Arial B 1 11 1 1 2 3 So 1 day I was pooping I 4:45 AM 24 Nov 2017 14 Retweets 168 Likes 168 t 14 13
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  • Text - Just J Follow @junejuly12 A moment of silence please for all the parents still doing their teenagers' laundry. 5:45 PM - 24 Nov 2017 210 Retweets 513 Likes t210 513 16
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  • Text - Abe Yospe Follow @Cheeseboy22 Pretty disappointed to find out that "Toys for Tots" isn't a program where I trade my kids' toys for delicious tater tots. 5:47 AM 23 Nov 2017 237 Retweets 641 Likes t 237 641
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  • Text - Jennifer S. White Follow @yenniwhite My toddler used 37 napkins and still has food all over her face. 9:52 PM 21 Nov 2017 37 Retweets 140 Likes t37 140 LO
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  • Text - DaddyJew @DaddyJew Follow 8: teach me karate [flashback to us nearly burning the house down trying to bake a cake together] Me: first things first, we need a sword
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  • Text - Stephanie Ortiz Follow @Six_Pack_Mom 1985 Parent: punishes child by making them stay inside instead of playing outdoors. 2017 Parent: punishes child by making them go outside with no wifi 2:12 PM - 25 Nov 2017 132 Retweets 557 Likes t132 10 557
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  • Text - Real American Dadass Follow @RA Dadass Me: I'm not gonna get upset today. My kids: Challenge accepted. 2:36 AM 21 Nov 2017 55 Retweets 197 Likes t 55 197
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  • Text - James Breakwell Follow @XplodingUnicorn My 2-year-old tipped over in her high chair and needed two stitches. She barely cried. Then I told her she had to share a toy. She cried like she was being murdered. 9:39 PM 24 Nov 2017 ve 582 Retweets 7,181 Likes t582 33 7.2K
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