An Efficient Job of 33 Memes

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  • 01

    Splashing Out

    "Don't Do Nothing Dumb With Your Taxes" Me: D
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    quazza i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use "that that" in a sentence lanas-aphrontistery All the good faith that I had had had had no effect on the outcome of that sentence quazza.tumblr.com
  • 03

    More Important Things To Do

    shadoo (silly creature en... .7h Whatever man *ponders my comically oversized orb*
  • 04
    Cop: license and registration, please Goose: *whispering* ask him Cop: *sigh* And a slice of bread
  • 05

    Dominating

    Washingtons ghost @hartgoat Wearing the skin of your enemy is wild Domino's SPEN LATE
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    + L I HAVE A MYSTERY UNSOLVED mysteries IN MY PANTS NBC
  • 07

    Gorilla Time

    When you make the mistake of letting him pick one piece of furniture for the house
  • 08
    When she looks through your phone and all she finds is: How to build a raccoon house Is it illegal to take raccoons from a park? What foods do raccoons like?
  • 09

    Important Distinctions

    For Your Consideration Emo: The world is broken, and I'm sad because there's nothing I can do to fix it. Goth: The world is broken, but there's an odd beauty in the dark parts. Punk: The world is broken, and I am angry, and I am going to fight to fix it. patrickdiomedes Ska: Maybe the world is broken, but I've got a trumpet.
  • 10
    I Think I'm Overfeeding My Hummingbirds
  • 11

    Darn It

    THERES A SNAKE IN MY BOOT
  • 12
    @itsgivingema we on the same freakuency
  • 13

    Mystery MoonPie

    the MoonPie has teeth for some reason i do not know what the teeth are for there is so much I do not know
  • 14
    My friend quit his job at BMW... Memes by Sam Édouard Manet 1873 Of course he gave no indication he was leaving.
  • 15

    Achoo

    sneeze all over my naked body mickey
  • 16
    BACK IN THE DAY 250 God Of Prozac YOU REALLY DID ADD BLINKER FLUID
  • 17

    Trailblazer

    IN 1983, "CHRISTINE" BECAME THE 1ST SELF DRIVING CAR THAT COULD SELF IGNITE NoobMechanic WAY BEFORE TESLA MADE IT A STANDARD FEATURE IN THEIR CARS STOP AHEA
  • 18
    fishy @fishbowel Me: I love my new indestructible walls I just wish I had some kool-aid *audible thud outside house* Me: what was that
  • 19

    Spicy

    Nature is Scary @NatureisScary Lightning engulfs a volcanic eruption in Chile @will_ent Derrick @_ayosworldd this is exactly what McDonald's sprite taste like
  • 20
    r/TwoSentenceHorror Su/Lolaverses u/Lolaverses ⚫ 5h. I was relieved when I realized the only damage to the time machine was to the wires All I need to do now is find someone in Ancient Sumer to sell me some good quality copper. daniel-nerd 22m ago this is such a niche meme I was surprised I understood it #ea nasir 708 notes त D
  • 21

    Stay Safe

    Don't go chasing waterfalls...cautiously approach and be careful of slippery conditions. In fact, you may just want to stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to.
  • 22
    phteven @PhriendlyCody skydiving instructor: were not letting you jump out of this plane without a parachute me: *wearing a hat with a little. propeller on top* just trust me
  • 23

    What Are You Trying To Say

    When you see pop up and then disappear I can see you, b
  • 24

    Que

    When she reaches over and takes one of your tacos SOY 90'S
  • 25

    Snacking Hours

    78% SPORTS SCHOOL FLAKES FROSTED Why is there Kellogg's Frosted Flakes in your nightstand? Does my crunching wake you up? No Then what's the problem?
  • 26
    just Ia couple cowboys out shopping $15
  • 27

    Another Layer

    is a corn dog just a hot dog. with f reskin? jahzuuuu
  • 28
    We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children's souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth GOOSEOLOGIST
  • 29

    Resemblance

    Someone said she looked like Samantha L. Jackson
  • 30
    imthedad: hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they're fighting over the world's last oreo
  • 31

    Lucky

    She's never had to open Microsoft Outlook. An email has never found her. She's never had to "follow up" and I think that's really beautiful for her.
  • 32
    Phil Clifton @philclifton hey millennials, did you know that the american pie character stifler's mom, aka jennifer was actually the grand age of *drum roll* ...thirty-eight have a great day Th
  • 33

    Bzzzz

    When you take a nap and accidentally sleep on your arm:

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