"British" coworker gets caught using real accent, employees discover he's been from Indiana this whole time: 'Who commits to an accent for three years at a corporate job?'

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    "My coworker pretended to be British for 3 years... then forgot which accent they were using"

    This is one of those things I wouldn't believe if I didn't witness it myself. We hired this guy a few years. ago, let's call him "Dan." On his first day, he came in with this very proper London accent. Like, textbook BBC newsreader vibes.
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    textbook BBC newsreader vibes. People asked where he was from, and he casually said "oh, just outside of London." Cool, whatever.
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    Fast forward three years. Dan has built a whole personality around being the "British guy." He'd say things like "fancy a cuppa?" and "bl y ho "unironically. People
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    asked him British stuff all the time and he'd always have answers. Some of it felt off, but nothing too wild.
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    Then last week, in the middle of a completely normal conversation, he just... switched. Not even slightly. Fully American accent.
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    Someone goes, "Wait... what happened to your accent?" And Dan just froze like he got hit with the blue screen of death.
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    He tried to backpedal with "oh, I've been here so long, it slips sometimes" but it was too late. The jig was up. Turns out,
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    another coworker found his old Facebook and he's from freaking Indiana. Never even BEEN to the UK.
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    Now HR is involved because apparently someone complained he was "falsifying identity." I don't even know what to make of this.
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    Who commits to an accent for three years at a corporate job?? Have y'all ever seen someone lie that deep just to be more interesting at work?
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    Hallelujah33 • 18h ago I mean, technically Indiana is outside of London.
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    Mystic_Viola • 17h ago As a much younger man I had a boyfriend who pretended to be British for months and then his mother called me to tell me he wasn't, actually. Still dated him after that, though. He was super hot.
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    apoostasia · 17h ago • This is so sitcommy lol amazing. I met a girl when I was at a resort in Mexico who decided she was going to pretend to be British because there was an older
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    S British dude and she for some reason believed it would make her more attractive to him, but she just sounded like Jenna from 30 Rock it was deliciously hilarious.
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    ChampionshipFro... 18h ago I mean, when my old coworkers found out I go by a nickname instead of my legal name, they all sh themselves. One strange,
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    lazy woman (was the company's mean girl even though they were by the dozen) somehow felt the need to discuss the matter with me? There wasn't an official HR at the company
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    at that time, but I have no doubt that I would have to have a meeting regarding the being called by a nickname. Just by how everyone felt about something that doesn't affect them.
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    . Ingrown ToenailsH... 17h ago While dumb on his part, an HR complaint is even dumber.

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