Pet-friendly apartment demands dogs stay silent at all times, tenants mock rule with sarcastic signs and management folds: 'It was hilarious watching people try not to laugh'

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Isabella Penn
Jun 15, 2025 8:00 AM EDT

Pet-friendly apartments can be a blessing until you realize some landlords use the term "pet-friendly" as a marketing gimmick rather than a genuine policy. Sure, in some cases, pet-free housing makes sense. When my brother's chocolate lab was a puppy, he ripped up the carpet and ate chunks of drywall while my brother was at work. Let's just say my brother didn't get his security deposit back and ended up paying a hefty fine when he moved out. I wouldn't be surprised if that landlord immediately updated the lease to say "absolutely no pets, ever again."

But on the flip side, some landlords try to squeeze extra cash out of tenants under the claims of being pet friendly. When I moved into my last place, I couldn't believe I had to pay a pet deposit on top of a monthly pet rent. Then again, maybe they had a previous tenant like my brother and ended up with a drywall-munching lab, but still…

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  • And then there are these landlords who added a clause saying dogs weren’t allowed to bark and had to stay silent at all times. Clearly, these people had never actually owned a dog. So, the tenants did what any clever dog parent would do. They mocked the clause with sarcastic signs and robot voices.

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  • "Your dog must be silent at all times."

    So I recently moved into. an apartment complex that calls itself pet friendly, but turns out it's more like pet tolerant if they don't act like pets.
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  • My dog, Max, is not yappy, but he lets out one or two warning barks if someone knocks or slams a door in the hallway, completely normal stuff.
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  • Well, after 3 weeks of living there, I get a noise complaint from management: Your dog has been heard barking. As per clause 7.3 in your lease, animals must not create a disturbance.
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  • Dogs must remain silent at all times. Please ensure your pet complies. Silent at all times? Okay then.
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  • I went full inventor mode. I bought Max a dog muzzle, not for aggression, just a soft on to prevent barking and paired it with a custom made dog speech bubble vest that read:
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  • I am not allowed to express myself. Per lease clause 7.3. But I didn't stop there. When we walked around the complex, I carried a mini speaker clipped to my belt. Every time we
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  • passed another tenant, I pressed a button that played a robotic voice saying: I am a silent, regulation compliant dog. Please enjoy my presence.
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  • It was hilarious watching people try not to laugh. Even better, my neighbor who has a golden retriever joined in. She made her dog a sign that said:
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  • Former barker. Now emotionally repressed. After a few days of this weird parade, I got another email from management:
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  • We appreciate your effort to reduce noise. Please feel free to allow your dog to behave naturally within reason. Thank you.
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  • Max barked at a passing squirrel that afternoon. Freedom rang.
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  • DynkoFromTheNorth That final paragraph is the sweetest cherry on top I've ever tasted.
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  • goatsnake Expecting dogs to be silent at all times is ridiculous. These people have never had a pet in their life. I'm glad you made them take a step back (while also being hilarious)
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  • TheWild Miracle Do the human tenants have to be silent as well? I'd rather listen to a building full of barking dogs than babies crying, neighbors fighting, kids screaming, etc Imao.
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  • mrmagoosglasses I thought the speech bubble vest was going to say WOOF! Glad your dog is allow a bit of self expression now.
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  • whatupmygliplops My dog, Max, is not yappy I've lived in places wher the dog is fine when the owner is home. But if the
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  • owner leaves the dog barks non-stop, for hopurs, until the owner returns. Hours and hours and hours and hours of non-stop barking. That owner thinks his dog never barks.
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  • darshvader23 So wholesome!! Well done OP. Justice for doggos!
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  • Fromage_Fart_Machine When I read about the mini speaker, I though YOU would bark at people instead of your dog. Your idea is better!
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  • Individual_Corgi_576 Our local dog park has a rule that dogs shouldn't bark excessively. I've never been there and seen or heard a yappy dog although every now and then somedog will sound off with a couple of play barks.
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  • One guys yard backs up to the dog park. He's an a- hole who hears one bark and starts filming while his phone camera strobes. This stirs my dog up.
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  • My wife and teen daughter have been filmed by this clown as well. My wife thinks he drove around the corner and filmed her from his car in the parks lot. He tried it with me one day. I told him to go F himself.
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  • He told me the no barking thing was policy. My response was "Tell you what. You teach her to read and I'll show her the policy".
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  • I also added that if I caught him filming my kids I was going to go over the fence and feed him his camera.
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  • ThinkbigShrinktofit Silly neighbors. A dog reacting to someone entering the building is an advantage, in case that someone doesn't belong there. Glad you found such a brilliant solution (and support for it), OP!
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