Unleash Your Sass With These 23 Judgmental Feline Funnies

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    Don't let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. That's your job. And nobody does it better.
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    When they steal the parking spot you were turning into
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    DIESEL NEWS NETWORK BREAKING NEWS LOCAL CAT CAUGHT STARING AT WALL FOR 56 MINUTES. HOUSE DECLARED HAUNTED For the latest news → @Dieseldoesnothing
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    You are enough. We don't need more of you.
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    Take control of your emotions today. Choose anger.
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    Stop wondering if you're good enough. You're not.
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    IF MY CAT TEXTED...PART 2 Diesel > Why was breakfast late today? I'm sorry I didn't hear my alarm today, it was only late by 2 minutes Do I ask for much? Ono Diesel, it won't be late again I promise I'm not letting you off the hook that easily. Nothing but bites at 3 am for a few days so you learn your lesson Starving Cat, an Uber gift from the spare who you don't even like at all is coming your way!
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    https://www.ubereats.com/orders/ b3db2bv4-877d-4980- aa3a-7d32ccb3d46e Save on your first order by using my code eats-sparehuman6649ue at checkout. Did you just order food without my permission? Again? Just make sure it's in my bowl promptly this time. You're unbelievable So are you What did you get this time? Chick fil a Delivered
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    Why do dogs always have names like Max or Charlie but cat owners pick names like Beef Stroganoff or Megatron?
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    Should I leave him or should I stay? Cons Yells at me when his dinner is late Hits me for no reason • Rejects all my advances Doesn't clean up after himself Shows me no love • Doesn't contribute to the household income Has zero concept of personal space Expects me to cook and clean • Sleeps all day Wakes me up at 3 am for no reason Pros Is cute
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    me after the tiniest inconvenience:
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    me when i stub my toe at 3 am
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    me when I get hit with a "k"
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    driving to work at 8 am after a 3 day weekend be like:
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    when that first sip of morning coffee hits
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    me after the waiter says "enjoy your meal" and I say "you too"
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    me at 8 am: let's have a productive day today! me at 8:05 am:
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    me after they speed past me then end up at the same red light
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    hump day mood
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    we got a problem? That's what I thought goofy, keep scrolling
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    Who did it better?
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    IF MY CAT TEXTED ME...83 74 D Diesel Cat Tuesday 12:24 AM I'm waking you up in two hours right after you fall asleep Tuesday 5:22 PM Dinner now Yesterday 5:22 PM Dinner now you dumb Today 3:37 PM Where are you I haven't bitten you in a few hours There you are
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    Yesterday 5:22 PM Dinner now you dumb Today 3:37 PM Where are you I haven't bitten you in a few hours There you are Please don't Why do you pretend to like me then bite me out of nowhere? Keep your friends close but your enemies closer O Love you too A iMessage

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