23 Seinfeld Memes That’ll Hit Your Nostalgia Core

Advertisement
  • 01
    COSTANZOMETER WEATHER ALERT! COSTANZOMETER CLIMBS FROM "KUNG PAO CHICKEN" TO "FIRE!" ACROSS MOST OF U.S. Fire! Kung Pao Chicken @Champagne Video Store Comfortable Morning Mist Shrinkage 5A Goretex
  • 02
    Elaine, who is the best character in The Simpsons? @Champagne VideoStore Milhouse. Why? I told you so! He said it was Moe.
  • 03
    GRAPE ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR SOUR CAFFEINE FREE Kool-Aid SWEETENED SOFT DRINK W ADD SUGAR E MAKES 2 QUARTS NET WT 0.14 0Z (3.9g) Scary Blackberry ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR GHOULAT Kool-Aid BRAND TM UNSWEETENED SOFT DRINK MIX-ADD SUGAR PROVIDES VITAMIN C SEE BACK FOR NUTRITION FORMATION MAKES 2 QT NET WT 0.13 OZ (3.6g)
  • 04
    @ChampagneVideoStore Jerry's Dad George's Dad Kramer's Dad Elaine's Dad (artist's rendering)
  • 05
    des P TOWN NORMA They should make a car with a periscope, so you can see the traffic. mpagne VideoStore
  • 06
    @Champagne VideoStore 70's cookbooks? Those have the grossest recipes... Like "Ham and Bananas Hollandaise" or "Molded Asparagus Salad." Terrine of Garden Vegetables Not this one...
  • 07
    Believe it or not, George isn't at home. @ChampagneVideo Store 118 He must be walking in the spiderwebs. Please leave a message and he'll call you back.
  • 08
    @ChampagneVideoStore That bumper sticker! my other ride is a 1989 LeBaron Convertible previously owned by John Voight (the periodontist) #tbeeldverspiderprise
  • 09
    You should've seen me at Joe Mayo's party. I was getting jiggy with it! Then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I get jiggy with isn't "it" and what is "it" seems weird and scary to me.
  • 10
    RODUCTION There are many moods, many sides, many shades of George Costanza. 8006505000 This is Sit Ubu Sit Good Dog.
  • 11
    Kramer, are you reading the menu for Guy Fieri's American Kitchen & Bar? Well, we can't all read the classics, Professor Highbrow. ЯЗМА AMERICAN KITCHEN
  • 12
    Puppies Look, there's Baby Billy. MY DOG JUNK Who? Just Puppies LOVE AURINING MICHAEL CONNELL Puppies JUNK MY DOGS & Uncle Baby Billy. @Champagne VideoStor Oh, right. Uncle Baby Billy. I forgot his first name.
  • 13
    How about we tweak it, just a bit Like, what if instead of "saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac..." @Champagne VideoStore We change it to "saw a Black Flag sticker on a Cadillac."
  • 14
    Oh, the new tattoo looks...good, Cody. You got butchered. @Champagne Video Store
  • 15
    I don't understand. The nightclub was here! There was a bar and a dance floor... I suppose the DJ booth was behind that Bonesaw. BONESAW IS READY!!! @Champagne VideoStore
  • 16
    @ChampagneVideoStore DAHON ALLONES What? I'm not eating seed oils now. I'm off seed oils! You're "off seed oils."
  • 17
    Store Larry King Alve I think the Big Mac secret sauce is just mayo and relish mixed together. How can I prove it? Larry King Alive. Ah, I can't! Damn it.
  • 18
    @ChampagneVideoStore Nobody's ever written me a letter like this before! Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'. I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom. I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em. There probly was a problem at the post office or somethin. Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em. But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man? How's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter
  • 19
    Focus on the exporting... ...and forget about the importing!
  • 20
    7 They fooled me, Jerry!
  • 21
    12DEC15BD26 LIFT EASY OPEN PULL TAB HABISCO COOKIES & CREME LIMITED EDITION OREO ORBO ENLARGED TO SHOW DETAL SEALED Spears when opened D NET W CHOCOLATE SANDWICH COOKIES 10.7 OZ (303 How can the same cookie be stuffed with itself? I must be at the Nexus of the Universe! ampagneVideoStore
  • 22
    @Champagne VideoStore Happy Pi Day! [shakes head]
  • 23
    Come on, let me see your new haircut. ENS @Champagne VideoStore Keeping in mind that la already explained about my hair...

Tags

Scroll Down For The Next Article