17 Hilarious Tweets About Snakes That Will Drive Your Fears Away

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    Text - David Hughes Follow @david8hughes [first day as aquarium guide] Me: & here's 8 snakes biting a soccer ball Guy: that's an octopus Me [sighs]: fine. 8 snakes biting an octopus 12:03 PM - 15 Aug 2015 ww 780 Retweets 1,326 Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - Ashley Austrew Follow @ashleyaustrew I'm on the snake diet. It's the one where you lie on the floor all day, eat 25% of your body weight, and hiss at anyone who comes near you. 9:18 AM 9 Mar 2016 759 Retweets 1,345 Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - James Breakwell Follow @XplodingUnicorn I was working in the yard. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a snake. I hit it with a shovel. I'm happy to report the garden hose is dead 9:04 AM - 8 Jul 2016 670 Retweets 4,225 Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - noog Follow @noog Snakes are terrifying because they can't trip and fall over shit. No creature should possess such power. 12:39 PM -6 Aug 2014 115 Retweets 134 Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - Little Greenis Follow @DurtMcHurtt [an octopus seeing a snake for the first time] OMG a foot! 5:46 AM - 7 Jun 2016 284 Retweets 550 Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - Snorklhuahua Follow @weinerdog4life When God invented snakes he was like do you want legs or do you want to look like a scary belt, too late scary belt 1:55 PM - 4 Oct 2014 5,978 Retweets 10,297 Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - Eddie Volkman Follow @EddieVolkman "It was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!", said someone who believes in talking snakes. 7:01 AM - 28 May 2013 64 Retweets 57 Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - Snorklhuahua Follow @weinerdog4life Don't buy a belt at the zoo, it's just a snake trying to escape. 5:37 PM - 19 Jun 2013 202 Retweets 314 Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - audrey farnsworth Follow @audipenny Do you think the rattlesnake is ever embarrassed that he has a stupid baby toy at the end of his string body 10:29 PM - 25 Jul 2015 429 Retweets 1,082 Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - Bea_ker Follow @bea_ker [in ambulance] "Can you describe the snake that bit you?" Yes it was like an angry rope 7:25 PM - 28 Nov 2014 17,828 Retweets 32,639 Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - glam cabal Follow @themiltron [god creating snakes] how about a sock that's angry all the time 2:11 PM - 21 Nov 2015 1,169 Retweets 1,547 Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - brent Follow @murrman5 to snake at news station] you can't do weather anymore "ssswhy not?" are we getting rain tomorrow? "sssno" do you see how that's confusing? 5:58 PM - 3 Feb 2015 364 Retweets 940 Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - tater tot bros Follow @thetits GOD: there, my first animal ) SNAKE:youre not done right? How am I supposed to move? G:like this*shimmies* S: Gjust kinda*shimmies* S:dude 9:55 AM - 8 Feb 2016 14,035 Retweets 21,469 Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - David Hughes Follow @david8hughes My friend got bitten by a snake and he fell to the floor and started writhing around. It's amazing how fast the super powers kick in. 7:59 PM - 4 Jul 2014 2,333 Retweets 4,759 Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - keith Follow @KeetPotato [tour of zoo] kid: "i think its a elephant" me: "are you giving the tour" kid: me: "anyway as i was saying this is the big snake face thing" 5:08 AM -27 Nov 2015 1,058 Retweets 2,094 Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - Fro Vo Follow @fro_vo I hate snakes because they have no feet. You could say I'm... lacktoes intolerant *opens another beer* 4:04 PM - 10 May 2014 186 Retweets 389 Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - mark Follow @TheCatWhisprer [medusa's husband sighing and pulling a wad of snakes out of the shower drain] 7:23 PM - 15 Jul 2016 891 Retweets 1,586 Likes
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