Happy Hour

Happy Hour: Today's edition brought to you by Mike, whose pic-a-day project spanned five years, all kinds of friends, and every imaginable combo of facial hair and head hair.

Know This:

• Just how addicted to Sriracha are you?
• A slice of bread is the best way to mop up tiny shards of glass.
• Campbell's has redesigned its line of soups for hipsters -- new flavors, and no more cans.
• True story -- a woman in New Jersey has a disorder that causes her to orgasm 100 times per day.

Read This:

• From The Independent: How the Paralympics -- which kicked off tonight -- got their start.
• From Salon: Is anti-obesity the new homophobia?
• From Forbes: Up close and personal with a cupcake ATM.

Watch This:

• A video interview with Frank Simms, the voice behind the Kool-Aid man.
• Kobe Bryant really did set out to be the next Michael Jordan.
• There's no way this kick is real -- right?
• Novak Djokovic gets a marriage proposal from a young fan, and his response is heartwarming.
• Aaaand, the latest Old Spice commercial. In case you somehow missed it.

Look At This:

• The Simpsons characters that are truly obscure.
• TV's greatest high school nerd transformations.
• The high school reunion blurb that will melt your heart.
• But it's not a legitimate stabbing!

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