18 Portlandia Reactions to Carrie Brownstein's Memoir Announcement
Book publisher Penguin announced an upcoming memoir from the always delightful Carrie Brownstein March 16.
She's surely had an intriguing life from Sleater-Kinney guitarist to half of Portlandia's hilariousness.
Let's speculate on what the memoir will contain! Hurray!
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Maybe Carrie just needed to get it all out
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Look forward to a riveting coming of age story
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If it's edited for content, you'll know why
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Then again, she might edit it herself
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Be warned though, you might hate her vulnerability
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She's already laid out her belief of what a memoir should entail...
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With her rock band background, there'll probably be a lot of drug use
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Surely, she will detail her prescription for Having It All
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Will she be as expressive in book-form as she was in music?
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Maybe she'll answer the question about her continuing bachelorette-hood
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Maybe Carrie will take the humble approach to self-study
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Or maybe she'll just brag about herself
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It'll probably deal with some deep trauma
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Maybe it will uncover some steamy, sexy secrets
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Or maybe her secrets are too secret to share
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Regardless, it's pretty clear what her intent is
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However the memoir turns out, it will probably be charming.
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Carrie wisely took her own advice and went with Penguin book to publish it...
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