18 Portlandia Reactions to Carrie Brownstein's Memoir Announcement

Book publisher Penguin announced an upcoming memoir from the always delightful Carrie Brownstein March 16.

She's surely had an intriguing life from Sleater-Kinney guitarist to half of Portlandia's hilariousness.

Let's speculate on what the memoir will contain! Hurray!

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Maybe Carrie just needed to get it all out

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Look forward to a riveting coming of age story

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If it's edited for content, you'll know why

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Then again, she might edit it herself

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Be warned though, you might hate her vulnerability

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She's already laid out her belief of what a memoir should entail...

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With her rock band background, there'll probably be a lot of drug use

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Surely, she will detail her prescription for Having It All

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Will she be as expressive in book-form as she was in music?

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Maybe she'll answer the question about her continuing bachelorette-hood

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Maybe Carrie will take the humble approach to self-study

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Or maybe she'll just brag about herself

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It'll probably deal with some deep trauma

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Maybe it will uncover some steamy, sexy secrets

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Or maybe her secrets are too secret to share

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Regardless, it's pretty clear what her intent is

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However the memoir turns out, it will probably be charming.

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Carrie wisely took her own advice and went with Penguin book to publish it...

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