40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (July 12, 2025)

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JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor
Jul 12, 2025 4:00 PM EDT

Tweets are here for us whenever we need them. For better or for worse, there is always a barrage of content we can dip our toes into whenever we feel like it. If we're craving a swim in the waters of pop culture, news, and ultra-hot takes, we know where to find them. But the problem is, it doesn't always scratch our itch. Try as we might to find the perfect tweet to satiate the hunger that we came to the app with, it's not always there because social media is nothing if not ever-changing. 

You never know what's going to come down the pipe next. This can be a kind of scary thing. Twitter is famously full of terrible takes, jokes, bots, and general unsavoriness. If only there were a place that gave you only the best of the best, without any of the filler getting in the way... 

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  • Oh, look. We have exactly that right here. Here at the Fresh Tweets weekly list, we've done all of that hard work for you. We've culled through the depths of Twitter and found only the most worthy pearls to bring back up to the surface. So here they are for you, in all their shining glory. 

  • 01
    King Theo @ItsMeKingTheo MY HOMIE GOT HIS POPPLIO POKEMON CARD SINGED BY POPE LEO. Popplio -606 Disarming Voice 20 3:56 AM 7/5/25 1.6M Views • 130 17 4.3K B NO 728 Sea Lion Pokémon HT 104 WT 16.5 lbs Keo My Disarming Voice 20 Flip a coin. If heads, your opponent's Active Pokémon is now Confused. STAT 2535 51K 2.9K 企
    via @ItsMeKingTheo
  • 02
    Tweet is the Work @NoblestCalling Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying 5:38 PM 7/2/25 14M Views • 735 17 6.8K 230K 6.9K
    via @NoblestCalling
  • 03
    lucile desmoulins @daringlucile remembering when our dog knocked down a cutting board full of hamburger patties & ate like 4-5lbs of beef in the 10 total minutes she was unattended. she was fine but she was barrel shaped & STANK for days. my daughter had to kick her out of her slumber party bc of the smell 6:46 PM 7/5/25.1M Views 83 tz 1K 54K ☐ 1.6K ↑
    via @daringlucile
  • 04
    Yellow @softbfbvnny no one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying) 9:47 PM 7/5/25 . 1M Views • 62 1 6.1K 34K ☐ 1.9K
    via @softbfbvnny
  • 05
    milena✩ @milenkadraws if i saw this i would not believe my eyes julian @juliancd38-22h fireflies near the NY/CT state line 6:49 PM 7/1/25 4.8M Views 313 24K 282K ☐ 7.3K 企
    via @milenkadraws
  • 06
    Alton Brown @altonbrown Stand by everyone; mixing up a batch of my new cologne called AB:24/7. The formula is secret but I can tell you that it contains marshmallow oil, beef tallow, cardamon, and musk of line cook. Stand by for details. 6:30 PM 7/1/25 36K Views 84 • 149 931 ☐ 11
    via @altonbrown
  • 07
    cristina @sugaplumcris i'm dating this boy from london and i told him it's fourth of july and he said am i supposed to give you a present 1:21 AM 7/5/25 270K Views . > 148 1344 14K 250 ↑
    via @sugaplumcris
  • 08
    such ryot and welfare and ydlenesse @socialimmedia americans be like "MM:DD:YY" is how u say dates verbally and then have a national holiday called "4th of July" 7:21 AM 7/4/25.9.4M Views Q 2K 1 19K 309K 7.6K 企
    via @socialimmedia
  • 09
    F deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight i can't stop throwing up i think someone spiked my 9 beers, 4 hot dogs, 6 smoked ribs, 1 brisket sandwhich, 8 slices of watermelon, 3 cupcakes, and 4 chocolate chip cookies i don't know Last edited 8:47 AM 7/5/25 950K Views • 63 1.2K 31K 881 I
    via @givemebudlight
  • 10
    wife noticer @youwouldntpost this is a crazy way to find out that Lululemon sells a $20 hot dog CRAVE POP Pop Crave @PopCrave. 16h Lululemon is suing Costco for selling cheaper "dupes" of its popular products. lululemon COSTCO 6:04 PM 7/1/25 3.7M Views 25 tz 5.7K WHOLESALE 140K ☐ 2.1K ↑
    via @youwouldntpost
  • 11
    TORONTO EVERYBO Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais This is a 2006 Disney Channel show about two stepbrothers who learn to get along thanks to the magic of basketball and a talking pet cat. NBA @NBA. 1d Buzz City's first-rounders! Who's ready to see Kon & Liam debut in Summer League?? RTETS
    via @MikeBeauvais
  • 12
    Bartleby @lindynap Had a sales engineer chime in on a call today and I had to turn off my video because I was laughing thinking about this tweet LindyMan @PaulSkallas 3/11/22 • When they bring out the "sales engineer" during the meeting 11:07 PM 6/30/25 1.6M Views 28 1.9K 54K 3.6K 企
    via @lindynap
  • 13
    John Thyroid ❤ @banay_john We got married btw John Thyroid ⭑@banay_john. 6/12/20 Second week on the job. Coworker told me good morning. I think she's into me 11:34 AM 7/1/25 7.9M Views . 1.2K 17 11K 265K ☐ 5.7K
    via @banay_john
  • 14
    SG ScreenGeek @RealScreenGeek This generation can't grasp that our B movies once starred Christian Bale & Matthew McConaughey hunting dragons in post- apocalyptic Britain.
    via @RealScreenGeek
  • 15
    poppa @popitforpoppa if they're called leggings why your stomach in there 2:44 PM 7/5/25 723K Views • 99 11.3K 17K 720
    via @popitforpoppa
  • 16
    @kitvolta long distance girlfriend in China call that a sichuanationship • 7:50 PM 7/5/25 723K Views 53 1.1K 20K 1.1K
    via @kitvolta
  • 17
    gats ✪ @0xgats yeah bro she's probably just not using her phone rn for the first time ever in her whole life 2:08 PM 7/5/25 953K Views 62 17 2K 40K ☐ 1.4K ↑
    via @0xgats
  • 18
    Satan @s8n I know how to shuffle music. URTESY PHONE CENTER I don't think you do. 8:22 AM 7/5/25 1.9M Views 91 17 3.5K 82K 71K 企
    via @s8n
  • 19
    O.W. Root @NecktieSalvage The boomers got to experience some crazy eras Like the water bed era 12:40 AM 7/6/25 379K Views 212 112 5.7K ☐ 223 ↑
    via @NecktieSalvage
  • 20
    dinosaur @dinosaurs1969 ive never heard of this guy in my life iMessage Today 9:45 PM what's up james you lol you idiot. its the big biscuit how you been dude ? who is this • 7:30 PM 7/5/25 273K Views 34 1296 the what Read 9:54 PM 9.5K 410 ↑
    via @dinosaurs1969
  • 21
    @diomuarr did it hurt? when you had to fade your voice out while you were telling a story to a group of people once you realized nobody was really paying attention? 7:33 PM 7/4/25 • 1M Views 175 1.5K 34K 886 ↑
    via @diomuarr
  • 22
    Moonstruck @godspeed_aflame in orc city this is the caste system @greendreaams @greendreaams. 2d MINT CELADON PISTACHIO AVOCADO JADE MOSS OLIVE FOREST EMERALD TEAL GREEN 5:26 AM 7/6/25 308K Views • 42 1887 20K 675 企
    via @godspeed_aflame
  • 23
    Mr. Fabulist @MisterFabulist One time I sent my youngest to his room, and about a minute later I hear him playing slow, sad notes on a harmonica. Swear to God, I was d_ng laughing. mpilo @Mpilo Khumalo_ 6/23/25 Parents, what's the funniest "bad" thing that your child did that you had to punish them while holding back laughter? 6:30 PM 7/5/25 281K Views 7 1743 22K ☐ 455
    via @MisterFabulist
  • 24
    Slonk @Pies_of_Lee this persons dream burger Red ✔ @RedLi8ning11.5d Things that instantly ruin a burger 10:47 AM 7/5/25 11M Views
    via @Pies_of_Lee
  • 25
    Hayleigh Mayer. @hayleighjade Saves me a job Jon @dartslegend. 1d No one tell his wife... #Crewe Alex @ Kidsgrove MAC SITE SER LIMITED. El 0:02 5:26 AM 7/6/25 7.1M Views 453 2.3K FITAS 64K ☐ 3.3K ↑
    via @hayleighjade
  • 26
    RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint It's crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That's some real epigenetic memory sh.. 10:41 PM 7/5/25.915K Views 109 1 6K 75K 2.8K 企
    via @9mmballpoint
  • 27
    Miranda Parkin @mparkinb when the Beatles say "come together right now all over me" what was that about why did they say that 1:23 AM 7/6/25 1.6M Views 136 12.3K 44K ☐ 1.3K
    via @mparkinb
  • 28
    Zach Mullis @zmullis Jelly Roll makes music for people who have tattoos of their children but don't have custody of them Justin Whang @JustinWhang. 1d I have never seen an actual fan of Jelly Roll's music before. It's always "he's a great guy” or “he has an incredible story." x.com/wrestleops/sta... 12:11 PM 7/4/25 2.7M Views 225 13.8K 55K 2.1K ↑
    via @zmullis
  • 29
    lala @ecto_fun roommate finally has a boyfriend i like. he brought us both chinese food for no reason and then went and stopped at the mirror by the front door and looked at himself and pointed and was like HEY. so ur the one whos been spending all my money" and then left 1:00 AM 7/6/25 3.8M Views • 180 176K 239K 8.5K 企
    via @ecto_fun
  • 30
    hyper(bolic) disco(unting) girl @hyperdiscogirl "how do you get them so chocolatey? is it the amount of chocolate that you add?" - my mom, who has never followed a recipe without deciding some ingredient or other "sounds like a bit much" and halving its quantity • 7:30 AM 7/6/25 830K Views . 89 t 1.1K 57K 1.3K 企
    via @hyperdiscogirl
  • 31
    screenset, PhD @tjelesan unplugging the fridge at a houseparty>>> 7:31 PM 7/4/25.9.8M Views 492 17 9.6K 196K 7.5K
    via @tjelesan
  • 32
    Matt Popovich @mpopv "grey" is a better spelling than "gray" because e is a greyer letter than a. i will not elaborate 1:38 PM 7/6/25 143K Views • 179 17766 7.5K ☐ 143 企
    via @mpopv
  • 33
    Larry ❤ @LongOnlyLarry Oh my god it's the cucker decker Science girl @gunsnrosesgirl3.1d What would you place in the raised area
    via @LongOnlyLarry
  • 34
    LOLA! @httpsbug_ girl at the store said "do you hate me" and her boyfriend hit her with the "babe please not here" 3:03 PM 7/5/25.5.8M Views 287 17 9K 272K ☐ 11K ↑
    via @httpsbug_
  • 35
    @ijbolpete she looks like if uma thurman had a kid with ethan hawke .... FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates - 5/14/25 Maya Hawke has been cast as Wiress in 'THE HUNGER GAMES: SUNRISE ON THE REAPING' 2:52 PM 5/15/25.9M Views 480 17 9.9K THE HUNGER GAMES SUNRISE ON THE REAPING IN THEATERS NOVEMBER 20, 2026 266K 4.1K 企
    via @ijbolpete
  • 36
    Maybe: Nick @other_st_nick Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar 10:26 PM 7/5/25 903K Views 58 12.2K 42K 659 企
    via @other_st_nick
  • 37
    Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again 2:30 PM 7/6/25 595K Views 11 2.4K 18K ☐ 467 ↑
    via @ANGELBABYBITTY
  • 38
    aleva chung C IT miss chevious Y @doemisu It's too late. I have already depicted you as the agitated cardinal, and I, the stoic blue jay Nature is Amazing C@AMAZINGN.... 2d A Blue Jay and a Cardinal have a little confrontation. Both birds can be found in North America. 3:44 PM 7/5/25 876K Views • 16 1.8K 32K ☐ 1.2K ↑
    via @doemisu
  • 39
    @sonohoor born to be a hater but forced to understand where you're coming from 8:55 PM 7/5/25 762K Views • 40 15.3K 28K 1.1K
    via @sonohoor
  • 40
    Sandy Petersen @SandyofCthulhu Ancient Greek plays were in fact hilarious. 246 AN ORESTEIA [1525-1540] SLAVE You won't kill me? ORESTES GO. SLAVE Fabulous. ORESTES Unless I reconsider. SLAVE Not fabulous. • 11:30 AM 7/5/25 1.7M Views 68 17 5.6K 118K 6.3K 企
    via @SandyofCthulhu
  • 41
    lacey TS 2 @repusnaketion is this the guy whose nickelodeon show just got canceled CRAVE POP Pop Crave ❤ @PopCrave 2h Chef Tini announces she's expecting twin girls with her husband Antoine. 3:52 PM 7/6/25 1.8M Views ○ 78 1.2K BOYS ?? OR GIRLS?? 37K 735 企
    via @repusnaketion
  • 42
    santos-inistas @JDabknee Do you think in CARS (2006) getting your oil changed is like a s ual thing or is it more like. brushing your teeth? 5:08 PM 7/6/25.708K Views 185 1626 22K 583 企
    via @JDabknee
  • 43
    cornbread B @wobblymami Meet a guy at the bar tonight and gave him my number then the first thing he texts me is 16 pictures of bobcats 2:10 AM 7/6/25 598K Views 406 27265 12K ☐ 341 ↑
    via @wobblymami
  • 44
    Upper East Sell Sider @UpperEastUpside "Your FICO score has decreased" thanks for the update man, I've done literally nothing different since the last time you told me it went up. 3:51 PM 7/6/25.590K Views . ➜ 27 17 2K 32K 274 企
    via @UpperEastUpside

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