Cold Hearted Snake

Created by Tomizzle

When your girlfriend claims she can't drive to your house for your expensive romantic dinner due to icy conditions on the roads, do not lose your temper and call her a lazy coward. Because she might just come to see you after all: in hospital, after you've skidded off the icy road and broken your leg. #LFMF

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