18 Hilariously Festive Breakup Excuses For You to Use This Holiday Season

If you find yourself a little strapped for cash this holiday season you can always use one of these holiday breakups to save yourself some money on presents. 

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    Text - Sean Duffy @Sean_annigans Follow You don't jingle my bells anymore #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
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    Text - T-Dub Follow @Norseman86 It's not yule, it's me. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
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    Text - Ryan @ryanfield Follow #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses My grandma got run over by a reindeer
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    Text - Reesie Follow @reesiepieces1 You don't fit in my Christmas budget. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
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    Text - Shea Browning @sheabrowning Follow You told me Santa Claus wasn't real I told you neither is this relationship. #ChristmasBreakUp Excuses
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    Text - Rocket Follow @TumblrJournal You're a ho-ho-ho#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
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    Text - Rebel With A Cause Follow @tequilarebel Christmas is the time of giving and I'm giving you freedom. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
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    Text - Ryan @ryanfield Follow #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses I'm looking for just one silent night.
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    Text - Kasha Loves @KashaLoves Follow #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses The holidays are for friends, family, and other loved ones; clearly you are none of the above.
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    Text - WreathWraith @SethFrom The716 Follow Your presents is no longer needed.#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
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    Text - Frosty Mike @mwgfla Follow Just beClaus.#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
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    Text - Swinging Becky K @BeckyKilled Follow #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses It's just that this is my busy shoplifting season soi know u understand
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    Text - The Grinch @PatentEmma Follow lol merry ex-mas #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
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    Text - Valerie Young @ValerieDMYoung Follow #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses I'm ready to dance on someone else's North Pole
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    Text - Tonto_Kawalski Follow @TOΝTOΚAWALSI #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses I got a job as a backup elf so I have to move to the North Pole.
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    Text - Phil Landsberg @Phil16723 You stopped letting me play "reindeer games"#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
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    Text - april lavalle @imatoofbrush Follow I need someone who is nice list in the streets, naughty list in the sheets. #ChristmasBreakupExcuses
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    Text - emceekayvee @emceekayvee Follow just wanna be by my elf. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
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