He's named after Albert Einstein and swears revenge on the snooty judges that rejected his application to become a show cat. We should probably get to know him a little better.
Albert's gloriously curly hair is a trait of his breed, the selkirk rex
It doesn't explain why he loves his tipi, so we can feel free to just deal with that.
Albert claims the term "handsome devil" began with him
There's absolutely no reason to question this crystal clear fact.
Just in case you do feel like questioning it
Brushing only exacerbates the crazy eye
Don't stop though, because this fur must be displayed in its full luster.
Literally always watching
"Add 'incredible stealth' to my resume. human."
Albert is an office cat, and also self proclaimed bossy pants
That means get back to work.
Friendly reminder, he's watching you
Print more businesses, minion!
He's definitely also plotting world domination
And everything is going according to plan.
Mostly though, Albert is just mad at us
Seriously, he's sick and tired of dealing with us.
We like it though.
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