Pompous Albert is Pretty Mad at You
He's named after Albert Einstein and swears revenge on the snooty judges that rejected his application to become a show cat. We should probably get to know him a little better.
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Albert's gloriously curly hair is a trait of his breed, the selkirk rex
It doesn't explain why he loves his tipi, so we can feel free to just deal with that.
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Albert claims the term "handsome devil" began with him
There's absolutely no reason to question this crystal clear fact.
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Just in case you do feel like questioning it
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Brushing only exacerbates the crazy eye
Don't stop though, because this fur must be displayed in its full luster.
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Literally always watching
"Add 'incredible stealth' to my resume. human."
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Albert is an office cat, and also self proclaimed bossy pants
That means get back to work.
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Friendly reminder, he's watching you
Print more businesses, minion!
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He's definitely also plotting world domination
And everything is going according to plan.
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Mostly though, Albert is just mad at us
Seriously, he's sick and tired of dealing with us.
We like it though.
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