Pompous Albert is Pretty Mad at You

• 01

  Albert's gloriously curly hair is a trait of his breed, the selkirk rex

  

  It doesn't explain why he loves his tipi, so we can feel free to just deal with that.

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• 02

  Albert claims the term "handsome devil" began with him

  

  There's absolutely no reason to question this crystal clear fact.

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• 03

  Just in case you do feel like questioning it

  
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• 04

  Brushing only exacerbates the crazy eye

  

  Don't stop though, because this fur must be displayed in its full luster.

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• 05

  Literally always watching

  

  "Add 'incredible stealth' to my resume. human."

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• 06

  Albert is an office cat, and also self proclaimed bossy pants

  

  That means get back to work.

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• 07

  Friendly reminder, he's watching you

  

  Print more businesses, minion!

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• 08

  He's definitely also plotting world domination

  

  And everything is going according to plan.

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• 09

  Mostly though, Albert is just mad at us

  

  Seriously, he's sick and tired of dealing with us.

  
  

  
  

  All that Saturday sass. #caturday #pompousalbert @sagebrushfineart @alberttailsfromtheoffice

  A video posted by Albert (@pompous.albert) on Feb 28, 2015 at 11:28am PST

  
  

  
  

  We like it though.

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