College students refuse to move their scattered belongings while roommate cleans the apartment, she decides to comply with their demands: ‘Just leave our stuff where you found it’

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    Roommate said "If you're so tired of cleaning up after us, just leave our stuff where you found it."

    I'm 35F now, but in college I rented a small house with three dudes, all of us in our early 20's. I have many stories of petty revenge
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    from this time in my life, as guys in their 20s who are living away from their mothers for the first time often need the point
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    illustrated in no uncertain terms, but this is one of my favorites. The house had one bathroom for the four of us, and as the only girl
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    and the only one with a clean freak for a mother, I ended up doing basically all of the cleaning. I frequently put things away
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    in the common space (shoes in the front closet, laptop on a shelf so no one trips over the cord, etc) both because it made
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    cleaning easier and because it's common courtesy to clean up your sh in common spaces. I was often met with
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    irritation from my roommates who "couldn't find their stuff" as if I was hiding it from them and not putting it in perfectly reasonable and agreed- upon places.
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    During this time one roommate also had a girlfriend who was basically a squatter in our house. I did my best to be
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    friendly and welcoming, including driving her places when I had time and helping her find a job (both mistakes in
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    hindsight, but that's another story). She technically had a place to live elsewhere, but all of her stuff somehow ended up in our house, including
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    our one tiny bathroom, which she showered in twice a day (despite contributing nothing to rent or utilities). The
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    number of products lining our shower easily tripled when she appeared, which made cleaning the bathroom a nightmare. I
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    asked that she corral her bathroom stuff and keep it in his room so the shower could be cleaned without knocking 27 conditioner
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    bottles over, but that was asking too much. The final verdict from my roommates was that I should just "Leave our stuff where you found it." So I did.
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    When I cleaned the shower I sprayed down all of her. bathroom products with Scrubbing Bubbles rather than move it. It melted her expensive shampoo bar
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    pretty quickly and made all of her bottled products slippery, but I was just following instructions. Roommate's laptop was plugged in so I tripped
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    over the cord while walking through the living room? You said just leave it, so I did, even though tripping over it unplugged it and now it's dad when
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    you need to use it. And my personal favorite: roommate and girlfriend left their shoes all over the living room rug (the closest is literally 3 feet
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    away). I needed to vacuum, so I "left their stuff where | found it", rolled up the living room rug with their shoes inside and vacuumed the whole
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    house. They came out halfway through and asked where I put their shoes because they were leaving. "I didn't put them anywhere. I left them
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    where I found them." They kept looking, confused, until about 30 minutes later when I unrolled the rug to replace it, revealing their shoes.
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    They called me an a_h_le, but after the shoe incident, suddenly her bathroom products were put away, shoes ended up in the closet, and the laptop was plugged in somewhere out of the way.

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