40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (August 2, 2025)

JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor

Aug 2, 2025 10:00 PM EDT

Words are powerful. You know this if someone has ever tried to tell you, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me." I don't know why anyone bothers saying that anymore. It's simply not true. Words HURT, man! And they hurt hard. I'd much rather sprain my ankle than have a friend tell me that I'm being annoying. Physical pain is easy. Psychological pain is hard.

But on the flip side of that, that means that words can heal. Sure, actions are great for that too, but words can really help. If you've ever had a friend say, "Hey, man. It's all going to be okay." You know that that stuff actually helps. Words help create our reality, so it's important we choose them wisely. This is why we should surround ourselves with good tweets. Good tweets help make our world better.

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These tweets have been carefully curated to make your day a little bit better. There are plenty of tweets out there that will make your day worse, but these are not that. These tweets are funny, absurd, poignant, and safe. They will remind you that everything is going to be okay, because no matter how much is going south, you can always come back here.
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via @turtlekiosk
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via @petalsforissa
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via @tagyourwho
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via @JulieBanderas
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via @notgwendalupe
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via @ssstylar
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via @fchle6969
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via @apollodotorg
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via @CurtisWenis
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via @richard_normal
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via @bogwitchbooks
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via @ok_but_still
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via @Baileymoon15
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via @mattbramanti
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via @JuvyWicks
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via @calix517
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via @sug_knight
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via @soigomaa
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via @pikacap
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via @bankolewya
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via @QuetzalPhoenix
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via @GodLitigation
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via @garfieldtheheel
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via @cantguardjake
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via @litteralyme0_
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via @meaning_enjoyer
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via @juliussharpe
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via @BamaSaltyMarine
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via @fwtimini
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via @asimbawe
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via @hoesluvaugust
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via @owenbroadcast
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via @poetrysecrets
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via @citehchris
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via @dr_moonie
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via @dadsweb67
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via @nutfiend
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via @cinnibop
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via @jackcorrbit
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via @davepl1968
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via @PopBase
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via @ClaireMPLS