22 Pupper Pawrent Posts of Their Canine Child’s Cutest & Cruelest Crimes

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Laurent Shinar • Writer and Editor
Aug 22, 2025 1:00 PM EDT

It is no big secret that doggos do their fair share of crimes. Whether it is chewing on your favorite pair of slippers. Leaving a 'present' in the hallway. Tracking mud through your freshly cleaned home. There is no end to the transgressions that our cute canine children manage to get away with, and all because they are just too dang cute to get mad at. It truly is a problem, because this way they are never held accountable for their actions.

But that has all changed with this post as we have found a community of canine pawrents who are all about naming and shaming their puppers for their crimes, such that the whole world will know what they have done. So if you need to see that you are not the only pupper pawrent out there dealing with more crimes than a police precinct, then you have found yourself in just the right spot.
 

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  • 01
    Knows the command to lay down and refuses to do so on a regular basis. He gets away with murder with that face lol
    via 4bats

  • Well, it is not too hard to see why this darling doggo gets away with so much, he is just too darn cute to be mad at, he looks like an old man from a studio Ghilby production. But at the same time, it must be nice for him to own one of his commands. Sometimes you’ve gotta be your own dog.

  • 02
    Donnie, domestic terrorism, theft under 5000, willfull destruction of property, deficating in public, public mischief
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  • 03
    This is Theo. He is currently in jail for domestic \
    via 4bats
  • 04
    This is Myla, she made me chase her a block away from home! :)
    via 4bats
  • 05
    Someone dug a hole in my yard. It wasn't Bandit but he was checking to see if they left any clues.
    via 4bats
  • 06
    this is riley she does no wrong
    via 4bats
  • 07
    This is Kate, she chases the neighbour's cat who sleeps on our doorstep for some reason.
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  • For some reason?! How about invasion of territory? It is a very serious offense especially for a cat to commit in canine territory. Really the cat should know better, but chances are that at this point it is doing it just to get under Kate’s skin.

  • 08
    Blanket Thief
    via 4bats
  • 09
    Attempted to eat Street Chocolate. Repeat offender.
    via 4bats
  • 10
    Stig stole a bag of hot dog buns right out of the grocery bags. Ate six out of eight.
    via 4bats
  • 11
    This is my grand puppy Charlie. First night home when he was adopted, he stole a pizza off of the kitchen counter.
    via 4bats
  • 12
    Im sugar and whenever my humans forget to put up the baby gates I like to sneak away and eat p p out of the litter box () also before my humans put up chicken wire in their fence I liked to dig underneath and escape to go on special walks alone.
    via 4bats
  • 13
    Felony destruction of the mail, attempting to hide from the law.
    via 4bats
  • 14
    SAD EDUCATION This is Ember, and he opened my husband's backpack and ate his cereal bar. (he was fine, just thirsty)
    via 4bats
  • 15
    Preston is guilty of 10 counts of stealing and concealing one shoe of a pair. He is also known for general mayhem and licking toes in the middle of the night.
    via 4bats
  • 16
    This is Zoey. She ate a bird that was just minding its own business. This is the face of a cold blooded ' r.
    via 4bats
  • 17
    Daisy and Boo- theft (my heart), harassment (squirrels in a 1 mile radius), criminal mischief (chews up all the things), resisting arrest (runs away), harassment (h ed a stranger). Habitual offenders. Will give kisses to pay bond, but that would catch another charge.
    via 4bats
  • 18
    Charlie. 10 year old female. Yellow Labrador. 1 count of espionage. WE SEE YOU BEHIND THOSE CURTAINS.
    via 4bats
  • 19
    This is Ruby. She taught herself to turn doorknobs with her big porkpie paws. Her nickname is "Thumbs." And she's only 10 months old.
    via 4bats
  • 20
    [ p eater trying to look innocent
    via 4bats
  • 21
    Gus who tangled with a skunk three different times but seems to have finally learned his stinky lesson
    via 4bats
  • 22
    This is Maple. She is wanted for taking the bag of treats off the counter and eating the whole bag. She's not sorry.
    via 4bats

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