25+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (August 30, 2025)

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JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor
Aug 30, 2025 12:00 PM EDT

It's important to keep words and phrases around you that inspire you. Some folks do this by keeping a journal where they write down anything they see in books, movies, or TV shows that lights their creative fire. Whether it be a bit of wisdom from Camus or a really funny line from 30 Rock, you have it in a journal in your pocket, and you don't go anywhere without it. Others of us do this in our note-taking apps on our phones. Every time we read or hear something worthwhile, we copy it down in our portable, virtual notebooks. That way, no matter where we go, they will be there. 

The important axiom here is that words will heal us. The right piece of advice will change your life. The perfect quote from the perfect movie will change the way you live forever. The right tweet will stay with you for the rest of your days. Because what are tweets if not perfectly assembled sentences and phrases? They're short, sweet, and remind us of everything we love. 

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  • Luckily, we have a bunch of them for you right here. These tweets have been hand-picked by yours truly to make you laugh, smile, and relate. They speak to our current moment in culture, and they help us make sense of the world around us. So if that sounds like something you need, come right this way. They're waiting. 

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    . rj @rjjerkingit • Aug 27 laughed out loud picturing this image while briefly considering making a cornstarch slurry. its getting worse doc They don't know I used a cornstarch slurry bet it took ages to reduce wow this sauce is so rich and velvety
    via rjjerkingit
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    • mia with two ll'spepe @kindofgirl · Aug 26 imagine you have to tag your fiance in your engagement announcement and his name is killatrav
    via kind0fgirl
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    • April Clark @autogynefiles Aug 26 (Athletes debating the existence of coach) Lol, you idiot. You believe in an old man in the stands who tells us what to do? Grow up. We're all alone out here. just animals on a field.
    via autogynefiles
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    . mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky Aug 25 Ø being afraid of the subway is so mean the choo-choo train??? funny. you
    via Lubchansky
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    Him™ @culture_coffin Aug 25 the summer i tommed petty
    via culture_coffin
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    Dr. Friendship, Ph... @tony_m_pa....Aug 25 I think you really, really, really wanted to point this out John Ganz @lionel_trolling Aug 25 I didn't want to have to point this out, but Cracker Barrell is exactly what Baudrillard meant by simulacrum
    via tony_m_papa
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    JT @tallboythinlegs - Aug 25 it's so weird that they stopped making indie rock music after i graduated high school ...
    via tallboythinlegs
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    Christin @hexprax. Aug 25 0 ... Contestant on Chopped right before I never see them again: this isn't the end of my story, you'll see me again
    via hexprax
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    John Attridge @John_Attridge Aug 24 Hey man nice bon mot. Do you mind if I lightly fictionalise you as a foppish socialite in my novel?
    via John_Attridge
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    stas @stasreads333 · Aug 24 ... i see we're not all married to the grind because you could in fact pay me to read most things, i actually cannot name one thing i would not read in exchange for money goob @theamazingemy • Aug 23 you couldn't pay me to read any of these OSPHERE וי ORBIDDEN ALCHEMY AND A COURT OF THORNS ROSES A COURT OF HER MIST AND FURY A COURT A COURT ALLIE HART SILVER 14 14 14 FOURTH WICKED WING IRON FLAME ONYX STORM THE SILENT PATIENT 14 15 20 23 vel-FLEX BookLigh KRISTIN HANNA
    via stasreads333
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    Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz • Aug 23 0 You mind if I just squeeze past the soft animal of your body there bud
    via i_zzzzzz
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    Yunie @hyeyunie • Aug 24 I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore Ø
    via hyeyunie
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    Mesh @rahsh33m Aug 23 I hope she's doing well HONEY BUNCHES OATS ...
    via rahsh33m
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    Ali B @wtflanksteak - Aug 23 parents will discover a movie on netflix that you can't even imagine.
    via wtflanksteak
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    josef k hole @poeticdweller Aug 22 google maps saying it's gonna take like 2 hours to walk 5 miles Not at my pace. Not at my gay pace
    via poeticdweller
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    Dionne War... @dionnew... Aug 21 ☐ Correct. It is *medicine. • TERRAN... @ _Terrance... Aug 20 • GINGER ALE IS NOT SODA
    via dionnewarwick
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    mor @moristiko Aug 20 • ... even at my lois meg it happen
    via moristiko
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    grace @heavnlynobody Aug 20 0 ... ? Your estimated net worth $370.47 Update and track your net worth with Wealth Plan and stay on top of your financial life. ? Go to Wealth Plan
    via heavnlynobody
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    Mike Bogacz @bikemogacz • Aug 19 0 this has all the top three american pastimes: eating burger, filming content, and being hit by a car • Hoops @HoopMixOnly Aug 18 Influencers were hit by a car while reviewing a burger inside a restaurant 0:23
    via bikemogacz
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    • scoundrel extraordinare @telegraphclvb · Aug 18 this woman would not order that cole @juul_survivor • Aug 17 Ordered a rosemary croissant and a blackberry latte from this coffee shop சம் The HornyNun ...
    via telegraphclvb
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    . Dawgo (PGA Bound) @Doggospain · Aug 17 She shoulda bought you an extra link for . @KinkyBed Bugs • Aug 17 your watch My date just bought me this book chat is she a keeper MZEU FRANK HERBERT .. ...
    via Doggospain
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    duck @ExtremeBlitz___ • Aug 17 “Your usual 9am, sir" "Unfortu-" ...
    via ExtremeBlitz__
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    @numberthirdgirl • Aug 16 Ohhh I think there's something wrong with me ← Q from:numberthirdgirl We got that D... Top Latest People Videos @numberthirdgirl. 10m We got that Derp and derpina love 271 3 Q ++ Photos 159 ☐ @numberthirdgirl • 7/21/25 We got that Derp and Derpina love 2 27 @numberthirdgirl • Aug 16 We got that Derp and derpina love 17 lil 834 ☐ ...
    via numberthirdgirl
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    vamp @vamptact • Aug 17 Mgbarrycomedy 2h- THAT CHEAP MOUTH WASH FROM DOLLAR TREE WILL MAKE YO WISDOM TEETH GROW BACK ...
    via vamptact
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    RYAN @KansasUberAlles · Aug 17 Dress like Peter, love like Quagmire, think like Brian Fyodor Dostoevsky Collection @Dostoevskyquot • Aug 16 Dress like Camus, love like Kafka, think like Dostoevsky ...
    via KansasUberAlles
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    milkky @oncenot2wice • Aug 14 Okay起起 .. ... pov: you find a pilates studio that plays b d orange & yung lean in montreal + 922 14 175
    via oncenot2wice
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    David Hering @hering_david Aug 14 ...
    via hering_david

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