23 Cattastic Memes of Cats Filling Shopping Carts and Emptying Wallets

Evidence suggests felines are hopelessly hooked on retail purrapy. They nap on keyboards until the exact moment a sale goes live, then pounce. Click click and purrchase. Shopping lists become whiskerlists stocked with feather wands, crinkle tunnels, sardine pillows, and twelve identical cardboard condos for "investment purrposes." Every day turns into Caturday Cyber Monday. Packages arrive, meowney vanishes, and the real prize is always the box, delivered with furime shipping straight to the throne room.

Cats adore a good catalog scroll: "Add to cat" here, "paws to pay" there, coupon code MEOW10 applied with ruthless efficiency. Their loyalty plan boasts Nine Lives Rewards and a free sparkle ball every thousand zoomies. Returns policy? Pawntless. If a toy is ignored for five minutes, it is archived under the couch until 3 a.m. when it becomes essential again.

Final tally: carts stuffed with crinkle toys, jinglers, and a "totally different" scratcher. Wardrobe rotates bow ties and bandanas; décor trends cardboard chic; budget converts to treat points. Doorbell rings, goods earn three sniffs, two zoomies, five purrs, and the packaging is promoted to MVP: Most Valuable Plaything until the next flash sale.

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via @Poorly Made Cat Memes
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via @SardineYoghurt
Nothing beats the door opening with pur-cels: key jingle, arms of boxes, instant sniff parade, tape tasting, crinkle symphony, zoomies unlocked, and unanimous verdict from every whisker: best day ever. Again.
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via @cattosaddicto
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via @ThetSuAung
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Impossible to shop for just one thing. Lists evaporate, carts multiply, and somehow a tiny treat, three toys, and another box sneak in. The math is fuzzy; the floof is inevitable.
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via @Funny Cats
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via @Crazy Cat Lady
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via @Inthan Safitri
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via @Wicked Cats
Justifying all our window shopping while the cart quietly climbs into four digits: it’s not spending, it’s research. Adding to cart is free. We're manifesting sales, practicing restraint reps, and auditioning future purrchases.
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