21 Hissterical Memes of Cat Obsessed Pawrents Snapping Purrfect Pics

Pawrents know the truth: the camera roll is 98 percent cat and 2 percent screenshots of treats. Every day becomes a pawtrait session. We chase the perfect whisker focus, the mid-blep masterpiece, the museum-quality loaf. Burst mode exists to capture zoomies, which mostly produces abstract art titled "Living Room Blur." Portrait mode calls the meowdel a "person" and we nod because royalty, obviously.

Lighting? Sunbeam o'clock is golden hour. Night shots are void kitty studies with two mysterious headlights. The 0.5x lens turns a snoot into a gentle planet. Live Photos catch the surprise sneeze, the offended ear twitch, and the post-nap stretch that wins Best In Show. We adjust the hisstogram like purrfessionals and still forget the lens has a nose print.

Albums multiply: "Cat," "Cat 2," "Cat FINAL," "Cat FINAL FINAL." Storage warnings appear. We delete three identical photos, then take twelve more because the chin changed by one molecule. Treat bribes secure eye contact while feather wands secure chaos. Friends ask for updates and we respond with a 47-image slideshow and a single caption: "He sat."

Life's too short not to over-document the floof. Snap early, snap often, pet between takes.

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via @basepaws
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Can confirm this is exactly our camera roll. 98% cat, 2% treat screenshots. Loafs, bleps, zoomies, sunbeams, repeat daily. Storage full? Delete three, take twelve more. Priorities: purrfectly documented meowdeling.
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via @der.fuhrer.i3unker.gmbh
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via @Geetee
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via @VPM1991
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via @cutekitty
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via @Kraziness
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via imgflip
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via @Cats In Play Mode
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via @cat.named.pepper
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via @ninjameme909
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Trying to get a cat to “smile” for the camera requires a treaty of treats and shameless bribes. Feather wand negotiations, Churu incentives, and unlimited patience. Say cheese? More like say please.
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via @SardineYoghurt
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via @claydacat
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via Tarirae
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via @moggie.me
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via @FredStein
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via @nvaider
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via @SardineYoghurt
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Getting all these cats to pose would take a miracle, twelve treats, and divine feather-wand intervention. Herding floofs isn’t a photoshoot, it’s organized chaos with whiskers, blink-blinks, and someone sneezing mid loaf.
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via @Harley_Quinn57
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via @Doc Denise Mewkie Eastman