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Every morning, this cat shows up on person's porch to be fed, then one day, he brings his girlfriend, then their babies, and finally, he lets his human touch him for the first time: '[His] pile of floofy kittens are not so terribly feral any longer'

Every morning, this cat shows up on person's porch to be fed, then one day, he brings his girlfriend, then their babies, and finally, he lets his human touch him for the first time: '[His] pile of floofy kittens are not so terribly feral any longer'

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'She told me I was "erasing" her son's identity': New mom demands that everyone call newborn by his elaborate full name, considers limiting contact with 30-year-old brother for using nickname

'She told me I was "erasing" her son's identity': New mom demands that everyone call newborn by his elaborate full name, considers limiting contact with 30-year-old brother for using nickname

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22-year-old devours birthday cake meant for girlfriend's friend, he kicks her out after she makes a “big deal" over it: “Just make another one”

22-year-old devours birthday cake meant for girlfriend's friend, he kicks her out after she makes a “big deal" over it: “Just make another one”

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Company’s “No leaving break room during breaks” policy backfires as employees comply strictly, leaving managers scrambling during a work crisis: ‘I'm sorry but according to the rules YOU made, I can be terminated for completing your request’

Company’s “No leaving break room during breaks” policy backfires as employees comply strictly, leaving managers scrambling during a work crisis: ‘I'm sorry but according to the rules YOU made, I can be terminated for completing your request’

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Twin siblings refuse to apologize to stepmother in therapy after they stayed at their grandparent’s while bio dad was in the hospital, causing family feud about fairness: “It felt like everything we talked about was for nothing”

Twin siblings refuse to apologize to stepmother in therapy after they stayed at their grandparent’s while bio dad was in the hospital, causing family feud about fairness: “It felt like everything we talked about was for nothing”

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Wife demands rich husband buy his stepdaughter a horse instead of “leasing one-half of a horse” and expects him to pay for college education: ‘That's not how I operate’

Wife demands rich husband buy his stepdaughter a horse instead of “leasing one-half of a horse” and expects him to pay for college education: ‘That's not how I operate’

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