Woman in Walmart mistakes a shopper in a navy uniform for staff, orders him to stock the freeze, and leaves red-faced when she gets told he doesn’t work there: ‘She actually pushes her cart into me and says “Stop being lazy, it’s your job”’

Frozen aisle felt like a low-budget stage, and a woman cast a random shopper as her stock boy because navy shirt equals name tag in her personal multiverse. The woman points at the half-empty freezer like it broke a lease and orders the shopper to fetch boxes from the back.

The shopper says not an employee, holding a dinner basket like a tiny alibi. The woman nudges the cart into the shopper, which is customer service with bumpers, and calls it laziness. The threat to find a manager drops like a plot twist in a soap opera. The shopper shrugs and invites the sequel.

Cut to the service desk where reality clocks in. The real employee points at the shopper and says not staff, and the woman's confidence melts faster than ice cream left in a minivan. The cart gets abandoned. The ego gets freezer burn. The exit looks like a retreat from a battle no one else joined.

The whole thing reads like cosplay authority meets the clearance rack. The woman believes the back room is Narnia, and anyone in navy is Mr. Tumnus with a pricer. The shopper believes dinner beats unpaid labor. The employee believes in nouns and verbs.

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