‘My husband thinks this is strange and unhealthy. He says my bond with the cat freaks him out.’: Man's discomfort with wife's affection for her cat culminates in a calculated act of betrayal, forcing the wife to involve police to legally reclaim her pet

Well, it is not the first time and will likely not be the last time that this happens, but once again a cat hating husband has struck. That is correct ladies and gentlemen, the Neanderthal that is the feline averse husband has once again found a subversive way to eject the household cat from said house in the hopes of asserting his dominance and getting more attention from his wife.

The problem being that he does not understand that in doing so his wife will grow to hate him instead of love him and that if he had an ounce of functioning brainpower, we would learn to love the cat too for two reasons. One being that cats are freaking awesome and everyone should love them anyway. And the second being that if he wants to be held dearer in his betrothed's heart, then the way to get there is by being closer to the cat. It is not difficult to figure that out…
 

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