31 Memes With Extra Sparkle

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  • 01

    Glaring

    "The eyes are the windows to the soul" me:
  • 02
    michael tiberi @michaelisbasic We've moved past the need for pumpkin spice lattes this year. It's time for pumpkin spice Xanax.
  • 03

    Caring Beyond The Grave

    Me: Will I find true love? Ouji Board: AREYOUHUNGRY Me: Dammit Grandma, not now.
  • 04
    Your Halloween costume will never top this dog who went as a mop
  • 05

    Suggestive Tail

    ?
  • 06
    METRIC 1 2 31 lesser of two weevils
  • 07

    Don't Do That

    when I tell them I'm not ready for a relationship and they threaten to wait for me
  • 08
    Me: damn nobody ever calls me Someone calling me Me: Damn wtf you want
  • 09

    The Fancy Way

    pronouncing "lootcrates" like a greek philosopher just to stress out gamers
  • 10
    DID YOU KNOW? Birds fly in a "V" formation because it stands for vengeance. Their dinosaur ancestors once ruled the earth. One day they will come for us.
  • 11

    Mean

    Being called by your own real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.
  • 12
    What I think I Look Like with Smokey Eyes What I really Look Like
  • 13

    A Little Fine Tuning

    GIRLS ON INSTAGRAM BE LIKE
  • 14
    Oh you don't have a valentine on valentine's day? Some people don't even have a groundhog on groundhogs day. check your privilege
  • 15

    Need Those Zs

    one minute you're young, then the next you're falling asleep like this at 6:30pm shrekthings
  • 16
    When your girl says she doesn't want anything from McDonald's, but you turn your head over and find her like this.
  • 17

    Sense Of Loss

    Me thinking how I went from $1,200 to $23.21
  • 18
    You'll never look at candy corn the same way again.
  • 19

    Professional Misconduct

    Nooo, they revoked his medical license. ....$1.95 Beer, Fanta, Mr. Pepper
  • 20
    jeb @LlamalnaTux Pretty sure it's by Britney but ok Columbia Remtec M Proudly Made Canada Over 65 Years of Quality TOXIC BY INHALATION
  • 21

    Behold

    Veggietales Facts @Veggiefact you fathoming? huh? you fucking perceiving over there? comprehending? BEHOLDING even? bitch 000
  • 22
    Professor @vipin122821 I get so happy when I call people back and they don't answer....
  • 23

    It's Temporary

    HO NH2 I've got serotonin! Hey it's gone! Depression Well, you can't expect it to hang around all day, can you?
  • 24
    Brian Worst accepted your friend request. Write on Brian's timeline. 18 minutes ago Brian Best Brian Worst Just now suck itttttttttttt
  • 25

    World's Greatest Author

    matt @mattybtweets69 It's insane that a Penguin wrote all those classics
  • 26
    The cow that jumped over the moon didn't factor in any re-entry issues of Grebeliak Vincent van Gogh Starry Night Over the Rhone, 1888
  • 27

    Totally Believable

    Jonah's wife listening to his story of how he was not home for 3 days because a fish had swallowed him Portrait of a Lady, by Marco Basaiti (ca.1500)
  • 28
    the only happy ending i know Mr Moist @moistonig This is literally better than the ice cream itself
  • 29

    Limited Options

    hesaitix @hesaitix men's fashion is cool because all winter you get to dress like a waterproof ninja-cop or a boat captain and then in the summer all you can do is dress like a 6 year old
  • 30
    People be like "just let karma handle it." Nope I need it done by tonight
  • 31

    Kiddie Diet

    I love the south because it allows me eat like a 6 year old openly and often. COOK-OUT Cooked RIGINAL HAMBURGE Outdoors

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