Kitten falls into man's apartment through his window, he responds by adopting him and panic-buying cat supplies, proving the CDS makes same-day deliveries: '[I] thought a tiny bird had flown in'

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Mariel Ruvinsky • Writer and Editor
Oct 23, 2025 9:00 AM EDT

We have to say that over our time writing for ICHC, we have seen the cat ,distribution system make some strange deliveries. It has once delivered a kitten to a couple on a picnic - at two in the morning. It has once delivered a kitten to someone via the Starbucks drive-through - just on a random day, someone showed up with a backseat full of kittens, and one barista had to go home early. Kittens were once delivered to a church in a box - a suspicious box that required the requesting of a bomb squad. 

And still, even with everything that we have seen so far, this delivery might be the most ridiculous one. Out of nowhere, as this man was living his normal life, a kitten suddenly flew into his room through the window. Just like that. Maybe he put in a request with the cat distribution system, we don't know, but either way, we did not know that it could do same-day deliveries via the sky. 

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    "He suddenly flew in through my window!"

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  • Okay, so, we have to admit… we did not know that the cat distribution system could deliver kitties in this manner, but alas, we are not surprised by it. Why not just launch a kitten into their forever home? Saves on time, really. It's efficient, if a little confusing for everyone involved. 

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    I heard some chirping and thought a tiny bird had flown in through the window. Turns out it was this little kitten, looking all lost under the window. No sign of its mom, so I'm now panic-ordering every cat supply that delivers today
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    Illuminatus-Prime Aww... hold that poor scared little baby close!
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    fumeurwriter OP It's been darting into every corner, and it's almost impossible to hold unless I grab him by the scruff. It seems to feel safest under the sofa, so I put a blanket nearby to make it cozy
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    Blueeyeslexy1 Achievement unlocked: random kitten encounter
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    fumeurwriter OP New class unlocked: Cat servant
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    Ornery_Bath_8701 The cat distribution network works in mysterious ways.
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    fumeurwriter OP So true haha
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    Sorry for the late update! I was busy setting up the cat house that just arrived and trying to get the little one to eat. I bought all kinds of kitten food and let it sniff everything, and guess what...
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    he finally came out from under the sofa when I mixed some jelly like kitten food with cat milk. Look at how he's eating... I feel like I could do anything for him. I've started subscribing to every cat youtube channel I can find and I'll take this tiny guy to the vet tomorrow!
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  • She may be a little scared and confused now, but just you wait. This little one is going to be a massive hooligan, you can simply see it on his itty bitty face. And every second of panic-buying cat supplies is going to be so worth it.

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    vaultboybutshorter I can't get over the little wink
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    CharacterMusician767 Yes...that seductive lil wink that seems to say "you know I am yours now right?"
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    OrangeBrainCell_Pro This cat must be a premium player, cus he got airdropped onto the battlefield
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    morgulbrut CDS finds is ways.
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    14high First class CDS delivery.
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    Doctor429 Same day delivery
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