25+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (October 25, 2025)

Sometimes you just need to get lost in a sea of content. You've heard of doom scrolling, but what if it wasn't always a bad thing? Sometimes you just need something, anything, to distract you from what's going on in your life at any particular moment. It's called dissociation, honey, and we've been doing it for centuries. You do have to be careful about that kind of self-care because it isn't really self-care at all, but it is a necessary part of coping with being a human being. We're going to need some heavy-duty distraction every now and again.

So if you're gonna do it, you might as well do it well. If you're gonna lose yourself in a bunch of tweets, you better make sure that they are good ones. That they are worth your time and attention. This is exactly what we aim to do with this list of tweets every week.

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via megannn_lynne
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via dfarecs
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via dfarecs
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via paul1964Jam
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via haubitzenns
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via blephin_
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via knowndoghater
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via toonholechris
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via TheLordeCult
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via jasminpigemoji
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via briebrown
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via joan_of_f***
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via aallleeexxxxxx1
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via fuglibetty
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via dimitripilled
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via pissboymcgee
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via sapphiretaurus
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via yugiohmachinim2
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via MadMenQts
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via jackcalifano
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via jzux
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via josiahhughes
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via THECOOLISSUE
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via Sherylynn_R2
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via sickysab
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via jmurffff
They may not solve world hunger or bring peace to people of all nations, but they will distract you from whatever is going on in your life. And sometimes you need that. It's okay to admit that. So if that sounds like something that you need right now, then we have your back. Then, now, and always. We're not going anywhere, and neither are these tweets.