Handpicked for You
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Oh please, it is my fervent hope in all creation that I be given the great honor of answering your stupid questions, handling your hellspawn children while you talk on the phone and allowing you to demean me, curse at me and walk all over my self esteem all for the lowly payment of a retail hourly wage. Yes...Please, how may I be of service? (Jake Gyllenhaal)