Cats are the purrfect peanut gallery. Whether they're on their hooman's life decisions or begging for a 3rd round of dinner, their incessant mewing is more than just a mere vocalization, but a heroic hooman summoning technique.
Kitty meows are like music to our ears, and we can't deny it.
A gamer was deep into a campaign of an online game, and as many gamers know, there's no pausing an online game. However, the blue-eyed white kitten outside insisted otherwise. "Take a paws!" he called from the backyard, hoping the gamer would notice. And after a few noisy meowments, the kitten was spotted.
From that moment on, the man knew his life was furever changed, because while his team was decimated in an online game and curses were hurled in the lobby, a cuddly kitten purred on his lap and that was more valuable than any loot, any jackpot, or any high score a gaming cat lover could ever hope to win. Alas, despite losing his video game, he won the Cat Distribution System grand prize, an adorable kitten devoted to meowing, whisker kisses, and a lifetime of head nudges.