40 Of The Funniest Dog Tweets Of 2017

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  • 01
    dog tweet - Screenshot - Kim Follow @realkimhansen Satanic ritual to summon the Goodest Boy Ever 7:17 AM- 27 Aug 2017 64,324 Retweets 173,997 Likes ti64K 774 174K
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    dog tweet - Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings i am. the best guard dog. like. you can't slip. by me. unless you pet me. and tell me. i'm good. then. you can. usually pass. quite easily 6:59 PM -14 Aug 2017 3,110 Retweets 15,814 Likes t3.1K 61 16K
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    dog tweet - Product - Meghan Camarena Follow @Strawburry17 I bought a mini toy laptop for my dog. So he can at least look like he's helping support this family 12:00 AM -2 Sep 2017 160,762 Retweets 433,147 Likes
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    dog tweet - Canidae - Nessa Follow @nessadinneen Finally, some good news breakyourownnews.com LIVE BREAKING NEWS LOCAL DOG WEARS HAT 11:20 "HE'S JUST WEARING IT! ON TOP OF HIS LITTLE HEAD! WOw! WHAT A GOOD BOY! " sharesloth.c
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    dog tweet - Text - kim Follow @KimChevon We hired a dog to work on a photo shoot tomorrow & his day rate is $800. Going home to have a talk with my dog about his future plans. 6:49 PM - 24 May 2017 t2,049 2,713
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    dog tweet - Vizsla - alex Follow @sliceofpizza Felt cute in this pic might delete soon tho 9:15 AM 23 Jun 2017 149,171 Retweets 352,377 Likes
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  • 07
    dog tweet - Text - Andy Richter Follow @AndyRichter Every dog that you've ever seen riding in a car had absolutely no idea where it was going. Imagine living like that. 1:18 PM - 26 Oct 2017 6,177 Retweets 31,378 Likes
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    dog tweet - Text - Follow @loyalgal 5 things i want in life: 1. a dog 2. another dog 3. a big house for my dogs 4. parks to walk my dogs 5. a partner who loves dogs 2:26 AM - 9 May 2017 t1,716 2,166
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    dog tweet - German shepherd dog - ANTEAL Animal Life LIFE @MeetAnimals Follow He is beginning to suspect that he might not be the fathe... 5:15 AM -30 Sep 2017
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    dog tweet - Vertebrate - ANTRAL Animal Life LIFE @MeetAnimals Follow when someone u don't like tries to make a joke 10:30 AM 29 Sep 2017 146 Retweets 580 Likes t 146 580
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    dog tweet - Text - Land of cuteness Follow @landpsychology You can tell exactly when the girls had a sleepover 9:34 PM - 7 Oct 2017 19 Retweets 117 Likes
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    dog tweet - Miniature schnauzer - Mike Taddow Follow @taddmike OH. MY. GOD. nere, au ot ne oreeners reve mm very much He is a creature of God" Ктатсрпотат стртJ IC D Tо тaлшаш 2:51 PM -7 Mar 2017 27,870 Retweets 54,732 Likes
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    dog tweet - Dog - Land of cuteness Follow @landpsychology Honey What. Have. We. Done. 2:02 AM 8 Oct 2017
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    dog tweet - Dog - Land of cuteness Follow @landpsychology Looks like I'll be parked here for a while - 7 Oct 2017 3:32 PM
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    dog tweet - Canidae - Funny Follow @awkwardposts When you gotta tie up your hair so it doesn't get in your food 7:20 PM 1 Oct 2017 297 Retweets 857 Likes
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    dog tweet - Dog - Funny TweetsTM Follow @Lmao "You are an adult, you can schedule your own appointments now" Мe: 8:30 AM 2Nov 2017 1,152 Retweets 3,333 Likes
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    dog tweet - Dog - Funny TweetsTM Follow @Lmao When u were on ur phone and swerved lanes a lil and almost hit another car now you makin this face when the car pulls up beside u 4:30 PM -30 Oct 2017 641 Retweets 2,221 Likes
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    dog tweet - Text - one of ur hoes Follow @miliondollameat sorry i didn't txt u back my dog was watching youtube on my phone 11:47 PM - 22 May 2017 1,192 2,410
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    dog tweet - Text - Josh Follow @iwearaonesie wife: Do you love the dog more than- me: Yes 3:18 PM - 8 Nov 2017 239 Retweets 670 Likes
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    dog tweet - Text - Not Sara Follow @smithsara79 The fastest land animal is me when I'm upstairs and hear my dog about to throw up in the living room 9:21 AM - 6 Nov 2017 1,193 Retweets 4,940 Likes
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    dog tweet - Text - Ygrene (from the online) @Ygrene Follow Me: hey did you buy '100 Count Tennis Balls' from Amazon? Wife: no Dog: *pretending to read newspaper* 11:04 AM - 1 Nov 2017 2,519 Retweets 8,957 Likes
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    dog tweet - Canidae - Paul Bronks @BoringEnormous When you lied on your CV about having previous sheepdog experience.
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    dog tweet - Text - monica heisey Follow @monicaheisey my dad has been telling me for years about various friendly encounters with Mike, another resident of his apartment building he really likes and i found out yesterday that Mike is a dog 6:32 AM 13 Dec 2017 5,297 Retweets 36,956 Likes
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    dog tweet - Text - Karen Kilgariff @KarenKilgariff Follow A dog barks in the distance. I look over at my own dogs. "See how annoying that is?" 1:36 PM - 1 Nov 2017 925 Retweets 7.267 Likes
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    dog tweet - Vegetation - Awkward Animals Follow @SoVeryAwkward And then God said: "Who's a good boy?" 1:07 PM 3 Nov 2017
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    dog tweet - Mammal - Awkward Animals Follow @SoVeryAwkward Relationship Goals 11:04 AM 30 Oct 2017
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    dog tweet - Text - Awkward Animals Follow @SoVeryAwkward "Good afternoon class, today we're going to learn what it takes to be a good boy" 1:07 PM 25 Oct 2017
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    dog tweet - Text - The Bacon-Nate-or Follow @bacon_gillepic Do you ever wonder what your pets biological parents would have named them 11:09 AM - 20 Sep 2017 362 Retweets 782 Likes t362 782 25
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    dog tweet - Nose - Rocky Kanaka Follow @RockyKanaka Loved having grandma over for thanksgiving. Dog annoyed. #funny #dogs .....redit crwd.fr/2mZWOJr 8:14 AM 25 Nov 2017 from Orlando, FL 36 Retweets 184 Likes
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    dog tweet - Text - Funny TweetsTM Follow @Lmao Never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited, if I get taken down by a 100 pound mass of fluff then that's how I go. 20 Nov 2017 2:30 PM 591 Retweets 1,873 Likes
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    dog tweet - Text - andrew wallace chamings Follow @AndrewChamings just heard a man yell "NOT TODAY, JASON" at his dog 7:52 AM 28 Nov 2017 1,121 Retweets 5,314 Likes
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    dog tweet - Text - B.J. Novak Follow @bjnovak Dogs should judge the dog show 9:18 AM - 23 Nov 2017 27,493 Retweets 116,342 Likes
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    dog tweet - Text - Josh Follow @iwearaonesie "You can stare as long as you want, I'm not sharing" - me about to give my dog half of my sandwich 7:18 PM - 6 Dec 2017 374 Retweets 965 Likes
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    dog tweet - Dog - Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy Follow my dog got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking. 10:23 PM - 16 Dec 2017 from Los Angeles, CA 41,472 Retweets 231,259 Likes
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    dog tweet - Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings the human says. there are two options.. inside or outside. but if they would. elevate their mindset. they would uncover. a third option: stand. in the doorway. and sniff the air 8:54 AM -7 Dec 2017 25,680 Retweets 113,380 Likes
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    dog tweet - Text - christ(ho)mas Follow @Barknado69 Doctor: I'm sorry *puts hand on my shoulder* you'll never walk again My dog: *kicks in the hospital door* did somebody say WALK 10:53 AM - 19 Dec 2017 3,140 Retweets 13,117 Likes
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    dog tweet - Text - Jack Kirby Follow @jackkirby A DOG SHOULD BE ABLE TO PURSUE WHATEVER CAREER IT DAMN WELL WANTS. Please keep dogs away from landscaping 9:54 AM 21 Jul 2017 27,533 Retweets 80,310 Likes
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    dog tweet - Organism - Jordan Hughes Follow @JayHillary Couldn't choose between a star or an angel so I went with both 2:17 PM 8 Dec 2017 5,759 Retweets 22,081 Likes
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    dog tweet - Product - RachMcV Follow @Rachforde That's it, my heart has burst based dog kennel nativity a Dublin 3:55 AM 18 Dec 2017 32,140 Retweets 89,827 Likes
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