28 Cat Pawrent Posts Publicly Naming Their Fur Baby’s Crimes Against the Household

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Laurent Shinar • Writer and Editor
Dec 13, 2025 2:00 PM EST

Cats are all too well known for their crimes against, well, everyone and everything. And there is little doubt in our minds that if one day hoomans cease to exist on this planet, the cats will initiate a hostile takeover within mere minutes of realizing that we are all gone. But until then, we are left with a species that lives alongside us but is adamant that they deserve to live above us. Resulting in them being casual menaces who are more than happy to regularly commit certain crimes in the name of getting back at us.

And today we have collected a series of these transgressions as posted by the pawrents of these cat children, who are the victims of their clawminal acts. So sit back, keep a keen eye out for any feline miscreants who might be looking over your shoulder in an attempt to pick up some tips and tricks, and dive in.

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  • 01
    Claire watches over everyone in the house while silently judging.
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  • 02
    He cries when he can't find me. He's three years old
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  • Well, this one is likely on us hoomans as we tend to overly encourage baby-like behavior in our cat children. You know all those times you talk to them in a sweet baby voice and call them your little fur baby, yeah this is what happens if you do not teach them to grow up, even a little. 

  • 03
    She bites my feet when I lay down >:(
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    www Leams judges me with her side eye
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  • 05
    Will nip you if you stop petting her
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    Screams
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    She was constipated and used to bring the last of her p p onto my wooden floors
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  • While this is utterly inconvenient and borderline clawminal, you can see where this cat is coming from. Because without the ability to speak and express the need to have their food changed to support their intestinal needs. They need some way to express that they are displeased with the effect the food we are currently giving them is having on their body…

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    She drools
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  • 09
    Wasabi knocks his food and water bowls over and makes a huge mess. But he also keeps my company in the bathroom.
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    Has to inspect everything that I am doing and even takes a little nap in the process
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  • 11
    Shiro was a wide receiver in her past life.
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  • 12
    Mine listens to Tay
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  • 13
    Ramen scratches doors for attention and loves belly rubs
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  • 14
    Jiji scratches the wall instead of covering his P
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  • 15
    He low-key kinda dumb but he likes to watch me play games
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    23 Scratches furniture for attention.
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  • 17
    sneak attacks my dogs and off to no end es them
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  • 18
    Ren uses every chance he has to steal my heating pad... even though he has his own!
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  • 19
    This is Zeus. He would. for butter and whipped cream cheese
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  • 20
    This is my almost 17 yo Sam. He doesn't cover up his messes in the litter box so he does his thing outside of it when he sees its been used. Screams at 4am for God knows what. And is obsessed with drinking water (due to diabetes). I love my old man Sam... but he's a pain in the s at times.
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  • 21
    Altiun Bonus round; Pixel has ci khead energy around 8PM-12AM.
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    Princess Tiabeanie, my newly adopted feral baby. All she does is hide, hiss, spit, and give me dirty looks while she's begrudgingly sitting on my lap eating her squeeze treats.
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  • 23
    Jasmine cleaned off cluttered surfaces... by knocking everything onto the floor. Including beverages.
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  • 24
    Get zoomies at 3am
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  • 25
    Contemplates life while filling the litter box
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  • 26
    He cries until I carry him down the stairs because he does not like our dogs (they hang around downstairs). He also really likes to cuddle
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  • 27
    Fts on my guitar speaker and looks at me while doing it
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  • 28
    Layla is a Velcro cat. If she's not on my or my BF's lap, she's lurking and waiting for the opportunity. She also attacks bread sometimes, nibbling through the bag, taking a few small bites and then abandoning the effort. And she is fascinated with sinks.
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