#MillennialNewYearResolutions Is The Best Twitter Account To Start The New Year With

You know what they are. Promises to do something like pick up another language, go to the gym, or something else, and you end up not doing it at all after a month. So why not pick something more realistic? Something… Millennial.

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    Text - Kerry Waysman Follow @KerryWaysman #MillennialNewYearResolutions Limit my "I'm a vegan" announcements to three times a day. 3:33 PM -15 Dec 2017 69 Retweets 311 Likes
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    Text - Scott Williams Follow @jswilliams1962 Only go to work on odd numbered days because they can't even #MillennialNewYearResolutions 3:29 PM - 15 Dec 2017 117 Retweets 425 Likes
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    Text - New Ears Yves Follow @KrinkleKult Fighting back against unfair generational stereotypes by asking mother to address situation next time she's in the basement dropping off snacks and gathering laundry. #MillennialNewYearResolutions 3:44 PM- 15 Dec 2017 28 Retweets 152 Likes
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    Text - Mia Cortesse Follow @Miacortesse #MillennialNewYearResolutions Get the Starbucks barista to properly write the name. 3:40 PM - 15 Dec 2017 25 Retweets 114 Likes
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    Text - craig onetweetwonder Follow @craigflynn1 Get my parents better jobs to support me. #MillennialNewYearResolutions 3:30 PM - 15 Dec 2017 80 Retweets 273 Likes
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    Text - Santa's Little Helper Lεσ9Μσνεy Ό Follow @JMoney731 Make everything more about me. I mean less. More or less. #MillennialNewYearResolutions 3:31 PM - 15 Dec 2017 42 Retweets 141 Likes
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    Text - Orangina Bo Beena Follow @LaNaranjaMala To stop taking shit from older generations on the internet? #MillennialNewYearResolutions 3:32 PM - 15 Dec 2017 41 Retweets 202 Likes
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    Text - Pat Mac McKenzie Follow @pat_4291_mac I will continue to save my parents from suffering the pain of empty nest syndrome. You're welcome Mom &/or Dad. #MillennialNewYearResolutions 4:03 PM 15 Dec 2017 21 Retweets 85 Likes
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    Text - Katt Klaus Follow @KattFunny #MillennialNewYearResolutions get offended by any holiday greetings 3:38 PM - 15 Dec 2017 48 Retweets 158 Likes
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    Text - PinkAboutIt Follow @Pink_About_it Clean my mom's basement out so i can watch netflix on a second screen while accusing everyone of being a Russian bot on my 3rd screen #MillennialNewYearResolutions 4:40 PM - 15 Dec 2017 116 Retweets 462 Likes
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    Text - Andrew Follow @_A_n_d_re_w_s #MillennialNewYearResolutions resolution? like 1920x1080 which is a resolution with 16:9 aspect ratio ? 3:38 PM - 15 Dec 2017 28 Retweets 105 Likes
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    Text - Daran Grissom Follow @daranthered To find something even more politically correct and annoying than being Vegan. Like Orthodox Veganism. #MillennialNewYearResolutions 3:33 PM - 15 Dec 2017 13 Retweets 45 Likes
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    Text - Perry Driver Follow @PerryDriver Be true to my selfie #MillennialNewYearResolutions 3:45 PM - 15 Dec 2017 13 Retweets 40 Likes
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    Text - 界GRITS界 Follow @ABIGAIL_GRITS Troll more republicans on Twitter using my stupidity to the best of my ability. #MillennialNewYearResolutions 5:13 PM - 15 Dec 2017
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