Tea Bag Challenge of the Day

After Donald Trump hinted all month that he was planning a game-changing announcement, his Wednesday offer of $5 million for President Obama to reveal his college transcripts and passport application was super lame. The election's real October Surprise came later, when Stephen Colbert offered $1 million to a charity of Trump's choice if "you let me dip my balls in your mouth." Balls in your court, Mr. Trump. (Not Safe For Work -- language.) Bonus: Here's how Obama feels about Trump, from his Wednesday appearance on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.